Flat Worm Friday

Every Friday we honor, celebrate and remember “Flat Worm Friday”for all the flat worms

I can’t wait for it to be Flat Worm Friday

by DidItWork June 13, 2025

Prouder than a fish on a Friday

This saying is used to show that you are feeling really, really proud.

Kid: "I got 100% in my Science test!!"
Parent: "I'm prouder than a fish on a Friday."

Hero: "I single-handedly saved the entire world from destruction. I'm prouder than a fish on a Friday".

by FabulousOceanianFish May 10, 2025

Friday movie night

When a group of friends decides to watch hot gay porn all night.

Today they will have a friday movie night.

by University of Belgrade December 10, 2023

Friday

A day where if somebody you don’t like comes up to you you have to slap them

Person I don’t like:hey
Me:👋🤦 ♀️🤦 ♂️“Slap”

Person I don’t like:why did you do that?
The principle:it’s “”Friday

by Mariahh777 December 10, 2020

Haig Friday

1. The last day of the working week whereby one elects to ‘work-from-home’, but ultimately achieves little to no work. An endeavour often deliberately, strategically and deceptively used to pursue leisure and laziness instead of occupational productivity.

“Geez, reckon I’ll chuck a Haig Friday tomorrow”

“I’m having a Haig Friday. My boss hasn’t got a clue!”

by Anonymous382047107492 March 15, 2024

fent friday

The day of the week where you gather up and do fent with you friends

“Its been a shit week bro”
“Feel you but tomorrow is fent friday! You coming over?”
“Fuck yeah dude!”

by Swagster18 April 21, 2024

Exceptional Friday

The weekend which falls a week after Good Friday is known as "Exceptional Friday"
Jesus Christs lesser known younger brother, Geezus Christ, once turned wine into tequila then spent a weekend in a k hole following the send off of his do-gooder brother.

Geezus Christ! That was an exceptional Friday!

by LuckyDC March 30, 2021