eater

a person who is sexually gratified by eating feces

john is the biggest eater. ate three of my turds in one session

by polo76 December 27, 2010

easter bunny

one who drops a plasic egg out of pocket and all the candy falls out during a softball game.

kate is a easter bunny.

by kate April 8, 2004

Fish Eaters

A lesbian, but a really hardcore lesbian who dresses like a guy, or dates chicks who dress like a guy, cause though they love women, they want to be with a chick that looks like a man.

How bout you and your fish eatin friends to go fuck themselves, shave their heads, and listen to some more Ani DiFranco albums

by The Beezy One March 3, 2004

Middle Eastern Mars Bar

A sex act involving meticulous preparation whereby a male (or female with penis) shaves his testicles, gooch and head and proceeds to store the shaven hair. Step two requires minor culinary skills in that a couple of Mars Bars must be heated in a pan and brought to highly viscous (thick), yet fluid, syrup. The newly created concoction (after cooling to a lukewarm temperature) is then carefully lathered onto the perpetrator’s earlier prepared erected penis and testicles. All the shaven hair is generously applied to the chocolate-coated trouser snake until it is completely covered to create an ‘ewok-type’ appeal. The final, and crucial, step is to coax a female to initiate the art of felatio on you and, in a jack-in-the-box-style maneuver, reveal your Middle Eastern Mars Bar.

*NB: It should be noted the Mars Bar syrup possesses both practical and aesthetic qualities:
Practical - to allow the hair to stick;
Aesthetic - to act as a dark background to the hair

"She was coughing up chocolate fur balls for weeks after I gave her the Middle Eastern Mars Bar at Stylzie's place after Dirty Thursdays"

by GTD July 30, 2008

book eater

One that consumes pages of stories, books, or novels while touching themselves to increase sexual sensation.

As a book eater, I consumed the entire Harry Potter series while touching myself vigorously

by BlakeTheSnakeDager August 9, 2016

easter egg

What a chick ovulates in the early spring

I fucked this chick on spring break, I sure hope my cum didn't get to her easter egg.

by Teabag March 27, 2005

enter the dragon

to enter the dragon, this is when at a sleepover you constantly try to get into the bed of the person who is holding the seepover. also when you try to put the male reproductive organ into a dragon (a stuffed toy because real dragons dont exist silly)

dude, we were at this guys house,and we were about to enter the dragon but we thought it was a bit gay but we got bored so we entered the dragon anyway. he kicked us out though. but since we were all awake we took his sisters stuffed dragon and had some good times.

by danielmanson94 July 9, 2009