Dylan

Dylan gets all the bitches but he fucks up talking to them. He calls people a negro he also likes mr. santel. He is a piece of shit that can barely do anything. He also has a micro-penis

Dylan get girls with his looks not his personality

by Taha is da bomb January 16, 2020

Dylan

He is a fun to be around, all around crazy, insanely dirty minded and don’t forget curses a lot. If you ever meet a Dylan be his friend he is trustworthy and truly cares about you even if it does t seem like it. But don’t forget the insanely dirty minded feature if your friends and you are not dirty minded forget that part he is still a great friend.

Person One: You know that Dylan is a great fried but my god some of the things he says and thinks about. So happy he is my friend.

Person two: I know right so dirty and SO much cursing but hey he is an amazing friend.

by that Little ray of sunshine January 16, 2020

Dylan

person you are friends with but you don't know why

why am I friends with Dylan? he's an asshole.

by 69pewdiepie January 21, 2020

Dylan

Big hard man who will try and stab you with pens in the neck but woose out of it last minutes and is a teachers pet at maths and in really annoying.

Person 1: Do you know Dylan Person 2: yeah he tried to stab me with a pen but instead said he had a headache and ran off

by Fightyboyborninjune January 28, 2020

Alex Dylan James Anderson

Alex Dylan James Anderson's are sarcastic creatures only found in dark areas of caves, when found you may find that they are holding a gaming console and in rare cases you may find them holding a Dungeons and Dragons box if you happen to come across them holding such rare item I highly recommend that you run away as fast and as quietly as you can as they have a habit of persuading people to play a "quick" game when in reality it will last for weeks.

Person 1 " I saw an Alex Dylan James Anderson holding a D&D box last weekend"
Person 2" No way man, hope you didn't get to close I heard they are very good at persuading"

by An sarcastic human February 2, 2020

Dylan

The bunny whisperer. Twerks like a God. 10/10.

You like bunnies and cheeks? Get you a Dylan!

by ClappingBunny March 29, 2020

Dylan

A dude with a big dick, and nice balls.
He has a nice personality, but it takes time to become his friend. He has a funny and dark side of humor, and you either really like it or don’t get it. He is more shy and tends to be quiet around a crush

I had a great time with him last night, such a Dylan, took time for me to get to him.

by TheDylanOG March 30, 2020