Poon Duck 

The tool used by a Gynecologist to spread open the womans vagina for inspection. Also used for trash talking someone.

Your such a f*cking poon duck. Dude you are being a total poon duck. You're not just a tool, you're a poon duck.

Poon Duck by Shubakkhurau August 17, 2010

mexican duck 

Stupid crazy mofo that makes coffee at 12:47 a.m.

You're a Mexican duck man

mexican duck by sweaty hooves March 6, 2015

Hoe duck 

A female under the impression that she's a bright person. She might think she's right about everything. She can be a bit obsessive and delusional too. She looks like she's had a shit tone of heroin

"Mate did you hear Destiny talking shit earlier, I think she's losing it." "Yea bro she's a fucken hoe duck"

Hoe duck by Hoe Duck(by Adog) November 9, 2020

Stuffing the Duck

The act of stuffing toilet paper or tissue paper in ur bunghole when u hav wet farts or the shits.

Bro I'm totally stuffing the duck right now.

Stuffing the Duck by BholeItaliano July 3, 2011

deep throat duck call 

The quack sound that is made by the penis hitting the back of a girls throat while performing felatio that can attract nearby mallards.

my deep throat duck call is so good that the boys are taking me for a gang bang whilst hunting this duck season

deep throat duck call by Christi_G August 19, 2017

Toby The Duck

Toby The Duck is the definition of a wet vagina. His secret identity is chungus the swimmer, and he likes to eat burger kings foot lettuce. Toby is obsessed with air fresheners, and he sips on them once in a while. Toby also likes to ghost people, and make false accusations of you ghosting him. He likes to be nice to you one day, and eat diarrhea the next.

OMG, Toby The Duck just ate my shit-

Toby The Duck by Getawae December 10, 2020

sober as a duck 

how the cool kids say they haven't had any alcohol

friend: how drunk are you?

me: what do you mean? i'm sober as a duck

sober as a duck by millzzzzz March 27, 2022