douche-tard 

a resident of Montreal who is both a douche and a retard by being a jerk because they "nuh speeek engleeesh"

Frank: Man, that jerk at the front desk gave us a hard time with our hotel room just cuz we're anglophone.

Gary: Ya, what a douche-tard.

Ryan: First person we meet and it's a douche-tard. What are the chances?

Arthur: Actually, the chances are very high. Most people in Montreal are douche-tards because they are frustrated that they "nuh speeek engleeesh".

Frank, Ryan, Gary: Haha.

douche-tard by Fugues May 2, 2010

douche bigalo 

a huge douche bag or piece of shit that only cares about getting laid. Will put his dick into anything that squirms.

A person like, Mike "the situation" from jersey shore

Trevor: Hey lets go out tonight

Curtis: Oh u gonna try to take home some nasty bitch?

Trevor: Well anything that has a hole! Im so annoying that girls will have sex with me so i stop talking

Curtis: Wow quit being a douche bigalo, but i guess u dont have a choice with ur tiny kak

douche bigalo by cfrierson November 30, 2010

Douche Bag City 

A place where extreme douche bags, jerks, and arrogant dudes come from.

what an a**hole move! He must be from Douche Bag City.

Douche Bag City by Queen CB February 18, 2011

Douche (UK Version) 

1. Any person who dresses, talks, behaves, sleeps,eats, watches, carries their iphone in their hand,
Wearing a hat halfway on their skull and generally exists to be like Zac Effron (uberdouche god of douchebagness)

2. Any person who wears Hollister, abercrombie and fitch and walks around
Westfield shopping center with the bags in their hands.

3. Anyone with the name Jedd, zac, toby, ed, James, anastasia, isobel, timothy
Freddie, Tom and Harry.

4. Anyone who still calls hood guys chavs.

5. Starbucks drink, iphone, tight v neck tee, skinny jeans, converses, cap halfway back from your head,
Speak with an english accent, listen to indie.

"Did you see that couple wearing abercrombie and hollister walking around westfields with iphones and starbucks drinks?"

"Yeah, what a pair of douche (uk version) !"

Douche (UK Version) by king s ldn dfam September 5, 2009

Douche Bag Mother Fucker 

A nickname given to people by Stalker Shout when they are acting stupidly.

"Nick quit being stupid"

"Well, I've got a nickname for you, Douche Bag Mother Fucker"

Douche Bag Mother Fucker by Sik wit it December 14, 2008

douche bag 

a human parasite; a socieital leech. one of has zero value added to the group.

Aquaman is a douche bag.

douche bag by Splatulis Splatchulli May 13, 2006

douche canoe 

doosh kuh-noo

noun, adjective

1. one who is incredibly annoying, a pest
2. a foolish or stupid person, kaiser
3. an inconsiderate and selfish person

- He was a complete douche canoe for not picking up the check on your birthday!

- Those guys at the party were acting like huge douche canoes!

douche canoe by ditystotsgosser July 15, 2011