Suzy Orman's Disease

The obsession with buying jackets. It's pretty serious and un-turnt.

-Dude, I just bought this jacket! It was on sale!
-Did you "need" a jacket?
-No, but it was on sale. I saved like $30!
-But you didn't really need the jacket?
-No, what's your point?
-If you didn't really need the jacket, then you didn't really save $30.
-What are you saying? I must have like Suzy Orman's Disease or something?
-Yes, I don't have it, you do. Be jelly.

by IFillAVoid December 31, 2011

Johns Disease

A disease caused by the act of using your own shit as lotion to jerk off.

Damn I think he has Johns Disease

by 1153011 March 20, 2019

flower petal disease

Flower Petal disease is very similar to Hanahaki disease, but different at the same time, Flower Petal Disease is formed from one sided love through a successful relationship one person thought was working through the relationship, the other person who pretended to love the other person would be mean through the relationship, the one feeling success in the relationship will eventually break after the other breaks up with them, causing flower petal disease, commonly the flowers or petals that will be coughed up will be the person who has it, will be their favorite flower, more uncommon flowers would be the others favorite flower, Flower petal disease can be removed from surgery but can commonly fail because of where the disease is started, commonly in the brain other times in the heart, Flower petal disease will not kill you unless it comes to more and more where you can control it in day but not at night, one day without the petals coming out will make the next day worse, commonly those who have it will wear masks so they do not have to worry about going into a restroom or find a trash can to dispose of the flower petals til later

Definition/define:
1. A not so common disease causing the patient to cough up flowers from a broken relationship

2. heres an example from a roleplay:
"she was slightly surprised the flowers didn't act up today but knew they'd be worse tomorrow" commonly the person who has it can take medicine to help control it during the day

Flower Petal disease is a similar disease to Hanahaki the patient coughing up flowers but instead after a broken relationship

by eggs_cosplays July 28, 2020

Musa disease

Any STD that Musa has (like all of them). Because Musa is always sleeping with men.

An example of a Musa Disease is Syphillis. Some other examples are: AIDS, Monkeypox and Herpes

by musa is gay December 1, 2023

Diseased camel

The cancer lama lord himself has mild aids and runs a youtube channel on the side of his school and busy (retarded) life

Its ya boi diseased camel back at it again for a dumb youtube video

by @johnnyBoi903 June 1, 2018

whore disease

can’t keep tongue in mouth

that miya atsumu definitely has whore disease

by winning at life September 16, 2021

dj disease

A disease that infects people in charge of the music mix at a gathering. Infection becomes apparent when the person changes the music too quickly, cutting off songs far before their proper ending.

Symptoms typically present among narcissistic DJs, who mistakenly believe the crowd likes hearing the transitions more than the actual songs. Or they foolishly believe rapidly changing the songs "keeps things fresh". (In reality, it just makes the mix annoying and irritating.)

When party hosts (who think they're a real DJ) copy this same bad behaviour, because they saw a pro DJ do it somewhere, it can be concluded that DJ disease is also highly contagious.

Damn it, I was just getting into the groove of this song and now the DJ ruined it by ending the song prematurely! He must have DJ disease!

by cyberpimp2 August 2, 2021