Cock swabbler

1. While in the act of felatio, a male or female violently slaps and mops (swabs) his/hers face with the cock.

2. A brown noser or ass kisser.

1. Last night I had my first cock swabbler and it was like a car wreck, everything going everywhere except her mouth.

2. I ran into that cock swabbler Martin, and he told me he got the promotion, I wasn't surprised.

by Alven G. July 22, 2009

Cock Trust

The trust and confidence between two bros in a non-gay way.

"dude, I really like Sally, but don't tell anyone"

"Don't worry bro, we got cock trust"

by Dom and Mark May 31, 2009

Cock vinegar

The pungent residue which remains upon the cock following sexual intercourse with an actor/actress who has performed both a matinee and an evening theatrical performance without bathing in between performances.(aka- two show pussy)

"ooo child, I need to shower off this cock vinegar cuz the bitch was skank and the show was 'CATS'"

by King Monstansir October 25, 2009

cock-a-tease

a girl who flirts and leads on every guy and cant control herself. May not seem like a bad person, but FLIRTS WITH EVERY SINGLE GUY SHE KNOWS. She will instantly ditch you after a week, the longest, for her next victim. Friends who are girls dont exist, you destroyed them all.

Tara is such a cock-a-tease, do you see her flirting with Justin.. isnt she dating Greg?!

by room401sisters October 29, 2009

Cock Taker

A cock taker is a female who repeatedly undertakes sexual intercourse with males. A cock taker will have sex with different men on a regular basis, thus gaining the reputation of a cock taker. Cock takers tend to be well known to the local community as being notoriously easy to sleep with. Other names for a cock taker are: Slag, slut, whore, slapper, skank, hoe, tart, and sket.

Note 1: Any large breaks where no cocks have been taken will suggest that the cock taker has changed her ways.

Note 2: A female is not classified as a cock taker if she has sex with the same male all day everyday, this just makes her a nympho. The female must have sexual intercourse with a number of males.

Matt: Man, that chick is such a frigging cock taker!
Joe: Old news dude, old news.

by DancingKing February 20, 2011

Cock Wound

A severe wound inflicted upon the penis.

Sebastian stuck his wiener in the gloryhole while I was taking a dump. I karate kicked it so hard that he now has a severe cock wound.

by underneathyourmom May 18, 2010

Cock Ferret

One who is a douche bag, or implying homosexuality

my roommate Chris is a total cock ferret.

by Seth_Andrew May 6, 2009