coffee and tv

A song by Blur that expresses being tired of life. Graham Coxon wrote the song to cheer Damon Albarn up. There's a cute milk box on the music video.

Girl: How are you?
Blur Fangirl: I'm like the Coffee and Tv lyrics. I'm brain-dead virtually!

by banalrandom June 6, 2016

Coffee

That brown liquid you see your dad drink every day. Smells good

Coffee is for old people

by SUMFURRYTHING June 26, 2016

Coffee Mate

When you are making a man/woman a hot beverage (coffee) and realise there is no milk.

You grip your penis and pump into the beverage until you ejaculate... don't forget to stir!

Jack: hey Katie, we had no milk so I gave you some coffee mate instead.

by Daggatron January 16, 2017

Coffee

Coffee Is A 100% Legal Drink Most Commonly Drinken By “Finnains”

“Hey Fin Wana Go do Math?”
“Nah Coffee’s cheeper”
“I ment meth..”
“I know”

by NotRayden September 3, 2019

Coffee creamed

A white male having sex with a black female.
Term comes from how coffee changes colors from black to a lighter shade of brown from a creamer

We've seen coal burners but never see the coffee creamed in public

by Jerryboiz December 3, 2019

Baby Coffin

A tasteless term for the vagina, referencing abortions.

Matty D: Yo, take me on the date, tell her to bring a friend.
B: Uh..you're not my boyfriend.
Matty D: thats why shes getting me some bittie to nail it in her baby coffin

by Christerray April 9, 2010

Biker coffee

Coffee spiced with either an amphetamine or methamphetamine for party purposes or simply to stay up

I had my "Biker coffee" already, I'm rolling so hard.

by luciaaa116 February 15, 2018