Fishy Chinese Puppet

The act of fisting a fish, and then fisting someone with the fish, while still fisting the fish.

P1: Have you tried doing a Fishy Chinese Puppet?
P2: I don’t think I want to man, not a big seafood guy.
P1: :(

by Oschwald Fritz Jr. August 2, 2025

Chinese finger trap

To put on index finger in a woman’s vagina, and the other one in her butthole.

I can’t believe she tricked me into a Chinese finger trap. Probably gonna have to marry her now

by The world’s tallest midget April 15, 2023

Chinese Boredom

So bored you can't speak/type properly.

Person I : "excellet
excellent*
jesus."

Person II : "Chinese typing again?"

Person I : " Yeah, Chinese Boredom= Right now."

by NottaRealNameIIVIVIV December 25, 2010

Chinese Freeway

A three-way (MMF) performed in the front seats off a moving car. The female participant lays across both the driver and passenger seats and receives both the driver and passenger (orally and presumeably vaginally) at the same time. The name derives from the fact that only someone of short stature (such as a Chinese person) could successfully pull this maneuver off without knocking out a window.

"Did you hear about Dee, Charlie, and Abraham? They got a wreckless driving ticket for having a Chinese Freeway on the Dallas North Tollway!"

by Noah the Red March 9, 2015

chinese democracy

A situation where everyone votes on how to deal with an issue or situation. Then the person who calls for the vote decides without taking the voters considerations , and everyone else has to like it.

Chinese Democracy in action.

Person 1: What do we all want for lunch today. Lets take a vote?
Person 2: Pizza
Person 3: Indian food
Person 3: Mexican

Person 5: I want pizza too
Person 6: I'm cool with Indian food
Person 7: I could go got pizza
Person 8: I fancy tacos
Person 1: Well i'm ordering sushi

by Flange22 February 7, 2020

Chinese finger trap

When one stretches their foreskin over another's penis fully covering it, imitating a Chinese finger trap.

person1: yo bro lets Chinese finger trap!
person2: no homie you've been watching to man VTubers

by ColeRed2000 September 26, 2021

Chinese Tom

1851....😳😳😳😳😳
Super Idol的笑容
都没你的甜
八月正午的阳光
都没你耀眼
热爱 105 °C的你
滴滴清纯的蒸馏水

Ching Chang hanji can't bungee at all kitchen in a doungen I swear I'm gonna bang Paul fool man I'm touching you my momma wasn't lovely I swear I'm gonna bang Paul Ching Chang hanji can't bungee at all kitchen in a doungen I swear I'm gonna bang Paul fool man I'm touching you my momma wasn't lovely I swear I'm gonna bang Paul Chinese tom

by DieInAFireSwine January 24, 2022