The sexual act in which a man (or butch lesbian) goes to a health department, b-rated Chinese restaurant, and needs to take a massive spicy shit after. The man then unloads this torrent into the woman's pussy meow-meow, which is probably what he ate at the restaurant. Then, he eats and fucks the shit like the a little greasy stoner piggy getting the 5 dorrar box at 3AM at a Taco Bell.
Matt: "I might have just gotten food poisoning from eating a fried rat at that new Chinese place"
Derrick: "Nice! Try giving your girl a good old Chinese Chaloopa"
Derrick: "Nice! Try giving your girl a good old Chinese Chaloopa"
by Ninaleven June 28, 2023
Get the Chinese Chaloopamug. by Markerbiter May 11, 2025
Get the Chinese soup strainermug. When you make a 360 degree turn and then proceed to firmly place your hand across (preferably) the persons face, imprinting your handprint on their face for 1-3 days.
Man, Tyler just chinese fire slapped that weird kid ahmet. His face finna look like a tomato for the next 2 days!
by EDP(.)(.)6969 October 10, 2018
Get the Chinese Fire Slapmug. You are the problem. You can't live without the Chinese crap in your life so you buy more and more of it. Like some sort of junkie addicted to the hit of drugs, your drug of choice is the crap.
You shift the blame to the material things been poorly made and call it cheap Chinese crap but it was you all along who needed that hit when buying material shit.
So here you sit in your house filled with chinese crap looking on your chinese crap device looking for more chinese crap to buy.
It doesn't matter what it cost to the planet, what conditions the people who made the crap work in.
So long as there is a steady supply of more crap to buy, you will live on, buying more crap till it piles up to the sky.
You shift the blame to the material things been poorly made and call it cheap Chinese crap but it was you all along who needed that hit when buying material shit.
So here you sit in your house filled with chinese crap looking on your chinese crap device looking for more chinese crap to buy.
It doesn't matter what it cost to the planet, what conditions the people who made the crap work in.
So long as there is a steady supply of more crap to buy, you will live on, buying more crap till it piles up to the sky.
by Mr. Moistsuffalese November 12, 2023
Get the Chinese Crapmug. A mysterious virus found in chinese females boxes. In 2021 a man became infected with the Chinese Box Flu, infected all of america and killed everyone
by clifsamuels December 10, 2021
Get the Chinese Box Theorymug. Senator Tom Cotton - “Mr Chew, which continent is Singapore in?”
Shou Chew - “Asia, Senator”
Senator Tom Cotton - “Okay. So which continent is China in, Mr Chew?”
Shou Chew - “Asia, Senator”
Senator Tom Cotton - “So You’re Chinese!!!”
Shou Chew - “Asia, Senator”
Senator Tom Cotton - “Okay. So which continent is China in, Mr Chew?”
Shou Chew - “Asia, Senator”
Senator Tom Cotton - “So You’re Chinese!!!”
by Sigmaskibidislicer4738383 February 1, 2025
Get the Chinesemug. 