beast child

the son of fat person

jesus look at that beast child what a sweaty fucker

beast child by beefy bri October 17, 2009

ONLY CHILD ENERGY

When you’re the only child in the family and have no siblings. Maybe you ate one in the womb idk.

bro you know that quiet guy, Christian, yeah he radiates only child energy.

ONLY CHILD ENERGY by itslawn November 17, 2019

rat child 

a 7 th grader that looks like a rat with his gay teeth and he shits in his pants he talks like a fag and hes a pansy

rat child shit himself again
rat child in the middle of the street
rat child with a ferrari goin 165
rat child has no feet
rat child is bloody rat child is dead meat rat cild dead in the strreet

rat child by stefan May 22, 2004

problem child 

vodka soda

yo, barmaid, I'll have a problem child please.

problem child by pepsi123 December 20, 2010

Container Child

A child that has been smuggeled into a country via a shipping container, and will do all it takes to find refuge.

I put Hayden on a container to England ealier. He is now part of the container child club.

Container Child by Yamstar April 2, 2009

Confused child(: 

A person being mentally slow or retarded. Usually mistaken with being high or intoxicated.(:

Jack:"Hey!How'd it go with Cindy?"
Seth:"Who?"
Jack: "Idiot, what do you mean 'who'?"
Seth:"Who the hell are you talking about dude!?"
Jack: "Your fucking girlfriend, man!"
Seth:"Oh, I got too much Corona and passed out at Sam's."
Jack: "I was with you retard! There was no Corona!"
Seth: " MillerLite?"
Jack: "You're just a Confused child(:,man."

Confused child(: by Youdon'tneedaknow(: May 15, 2010

Uni-child 

When the youngest child becomes an only child because the older sibling(s) has moved out and gone to university/college

"My older sister's leaving for university on Monday, I'm so excited to be a uni-child!"

Uni-child by WaitingForTheAdultsTable September 4, 2011