Ball Jelly

Sperm. Nut. Semen. Nut custard. Goo. Man mustard. Cock snot. Spooge.

She gobbled up my ball jelly.

I laid my ball jelly across her upper lip.

She emptied my sack of ball jelly.

by Eaton Holgoode October 16, 2018

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ball timers

when your balls get jacked up and sag a lot.

guy: dayum boi. you got some hardcore ball timers.

other guy: i know:(

by olivia guy and zoe July 2, 2014

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Balls Thirsty

The most ravenous form of thirst known to man caused by such extreme dehydration that one's scrotum and testicles cannot possibly sweat any more and may even start to shrivel.

Guy 1: Dood, I've been running from my crazy ex girlfriend all day in the hot sun and I finally shook her..., am I ever balls thirsty!!
Guy 2: Shit bruh, stay right there, I'll go get you the biggest water bottle I can find!

by Waterman73 April 27, 2015

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Netflix Balls

The result of failing to initiate the "chill" portion of the famous "Netflix and Chill"

"I went to Amy's house for some Netflix and Chill, but her mom was there, now I have the worse case of Netflix Balls."

by SauceGawd3 January 26, 2017

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Key balls

When you have an excessive amount of keys and knick-knacks hanging from your key chain that when they are in the ignition of a vehicle, they hang down so low they rub your leg, like balls.

Dude, I had to drive my moms car today and her key balls totally chaffed the inside of my knee!

by Mork7300 January 26, 2016

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