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blastard

Ay, we was hoopin down at the park, right, and then some blastard gonna steal my ball, man! I couldn't believe that shit.
by chickenfries0101 August 19, 2007
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Inglorious Basterd

One who goes around Germany killing and tormenting German Nazis'. Most preferable during the Second World War. The typical way to kill Nazis is by bare hands, guns, knives, boot heels, piano wire, or just about anything you can imagine killing a Nazi with.

Rules and tips of an Inglorious Basterd:

1) If the Nazi is left alive and is allowed to escape, a swastika symbol must always be carved directly in the center of his forehead.

2) If a Nazi is dead, his scalp must be removed by knife.

3) Collecting 100 Nazi scalps proves a skilled and accomplished Inglorious Basterd.

4) Shooting a Nazi's testicles off or bashing his brains in with a baseball bat is an epic victory.

5) There is never any prisoner business, there is only killing Nazi business. Business must always be booming.
Famous Inglorious Basterds:
Lt. Aldo Raine (aka, Aldo the Apache)
Sgt. Donny Donowitz (aka, The Bear Jew)
Sgt. Hugo StiGlitz
Indiana Jones (Not an original 'Basterd')
by stebo11 January 30, 2010
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Bantard

Someone who has been banned from the runescapecommunity forums.
Cheeseisgod is a bantard
by stupididioticgoddamthing October 10, 2005
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bastardlips

Lips on a person which appear to offend others. This often refers to crossdressers or transvestites and transexuals
Have you seen that wankers lips lately? He's a right bastardlips
by Lewis J D January 10, 2008
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bastardness

the act of being a bastard, or jerk. Can also be used by itself to express the ugh of a situation.
"Dave displayed a lot of bastardness today"
by mo.w January 20, 2008
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bastarodico

An insult where you combine bastard and dick together.
"You are a damn ass bastarodico."
by Charlie Murphy March 10, 2004
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basatard

Someone that is both a bastard and a retard.
-Wow that manager was a total douche.
-Yeah i know. What a basatard.
by sensimillia October 9, 2008
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