Jack Attack

When a man love bombs and suffocates u with his love .. over texting

“he texted me 12 times he’s really jack attacking me”

by haiakxkskakdi August 7, 2024

Attack Keys

When you're being attacked and you use your keys to scratch your opponent. Very effective.

YOU used Attack Keys!
Critical hit! Super effective! BURGLAR lost 50 damage!
BURGLAR fainted!
YOU used Phone!
YOU called the police!
POLICE came and arrested BURGLAR!

by rikoxhet July 6, 2018

monkey attack

Being attacked by a simian female that wants to mate. She accomplishes this through the use of a technique known as the monkey mount, where she straddles her intended victim. She then forcibly takes the banana.

I was sitting on my couch when the monkey attacked me.

by Larzee April 4, 2011

Attack Child

A malicious minor that jumps through small openings to attack executives. Bane of Greg.

"Uh...and a person can fit through there, a person can definitely fit through that window - a small person, an attack child"

by DefinitelyJoking June 2, 2023

Izanagi and Izanami Are time Attacks: The First Juvenile Release

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Person 343: Izanagi and Izanami Are time Attacks: The First Juvenile Release

by Theusurpedmammarygland February 4, 2025

Neurodivergent attack

When you have a strong overcoming sensation of something neurodivergent that affects your ability to focus, complete a task, be human, do anything, or general behavior.

I am sorry for being a spaz, I had a neurodivergent attack.

This neurodivergent attack is not allowing me to focus.

by LingDanc803 October 3, 2023

duck attack

When you get attacked by a duck

Aww hart hats a cute duck ima pet it AHH SHIT IT POKED MY EYE OUT NO IT WAS A DUCK ATTACK SHIT

by Jaydenislel March 10, 2021