anal regrets

when you hold in a fart for an extended period of time until it can be held in no more and when you finally let it go you gag at the stench.

wilfred: i just had a 4 hour meal with my girlfriend and her parents, major anal regrets when i got in my car

by flangeface March 27, 2011

hydro-anal

To shove a water hose from a fire truck up your asshole as far as it will fit, turn it on and let the water pressure fuck you until you are ripped completely in half.

Yo I just did some hydro-anal with that hoe last night, you know the one, and I think she actually fuckin died my dude.

by nh420trumperetyeetboi February 20, 2018

anal hug

when someone gives another's hug and grabs their buttocks

when mitchel saw Lauren he gave her a anal hug

by mitchelconlonlikesmen March 3, 2016

Anal Clacker

Anal Clacker - Is when your Girl friend grabs your testicles and squeezes as your explode in her anus like a Claymore.

Anal Clacker - A guy who is very anal about everything and sets people off around him like a trigger.

Anal Clacker - "I gave my Girlfriend the Anal Clacker last night, it left a massive mess.."

Anal Clacker - "That guy is a real Anal clacker causing trouble like that".

by Popularone666 November 23, 2010

vacuum anal

Sucking out an anus with a vacuum until fully stretched beyond use.

I vacuum anal my girlfriend at night

by Sí Pappí December 7, 2016

anal fan

anal fan is where u let ur anal get blown on by which I would like to call it a fan

Bobby let his anal fan be blown on

by definition of things June 1, 2015

anal publisher

One who publishes pictures of his/her pulverized anus.

Man, that goatse guy is a really good anal publisher.

by Gary Coleman IV June 17, 2008