Who's Joe?

Always answered by Joe Mama.

Typically, someone who is answered by Joe Mama will go around spreading news. After they spread the news they lay in bed wondering what went wrong in their life.

The words Joe Mama being answered to the simple question of who Joe is has made millions of Americans commit suicide.

"Yo, dude?"
"What?"
"I've heard someone talk about this Joe figure."
"Who's Joe?"

by owo 👉👈 November 13, 2020

Joe Mamma

Joe

Dude: I heard you were cheating on Joe with me!
Girl: Oh shit...who told you..?
Dude: Janice what the fuck, who the hell is Joe?!
Girl: Joe Mamma

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by SkritSkrot January 11, 2021

Joe Alwyn

poor af

joe alwyn is poorer than taylor’s cats

by giselle123456 April 11, 2023

Joe McTaggart

Cunt

"Who is that little man"

"Why it's Joe McTaggart"

"Do you mean irritating little cunt?"

by Kyle03Str September 12, 2018

Transitional Joe

A boyfriend that comes soon after a big break-up, who is more of a friend than a lover.

Josef was a "transitional joe" for Casey, after she broke up with Steven. It got her mind off of the bad times she was going through, her transition between being taken to being single.

by Dmitri1988 March 29, 2008

Joe 'Perfect'

A Joe is a friend that you can always have a laugh with, a good friend but also a very feminine friend with an attraction to short-shorts, dogs and anything particularly queer. But a Joe is an amazing friend and if a girl is lucky enough to get a Joe, they shouldn't let him go because he is, more often than not, the best guy you will ever be with. He is very thoughtful and will always say what he thinks is right. A Joe is also very sexy and has a huge penis... that is all.

Girl: That guys dick was HUUGE... He was defiantly a Joe.
Guy: Yeahh I did notice the short-shorts he was wearing...
Girl: Obviously a Joe 'Perfect'

by TeehBubbleWrappedUnicorn April 19, 2010

Chief Joe

When you pull out a girl's bloody tampon with your teeth and shake your head back and forth rapidly while grinning madly. The result is blood being splattered on both cheeks in a war-like paint fassion. You'll look like an Indian Chief.

My friend pulled the Chief Joe on his bitch last night. Then he scalped her.

by Phil M June 15, 2004