it’s not you, it’s me

definitely your fault.

when an asshole doesn't take responsibility for his decisions he’s going to say “it’s not you, it’s me.”

by thisbitchisleftist September 3, 2020

byte me

A direct request for concise information.

'byte me' = send me the truth or send me precise information - via underpressure post

by underpressure.science November 23, 2020

Pacu me

The response for something so unbelievable that “excuse me” doesn’t cut it

“Last night I had sex with a pig”
“PACU ME?”

by Oof2.0 September 23, 2018

lay me

making a layup on some one

playing basketball and you make a layupona trash talker you say ''lay me''

by sam_gup October 30, 2018

tiger me

meaning 1: a term meaning to have violent, aggressive sex.
meaning 2: a sarcastic expression to turn the geeks of life on. inviing them to have sex

example 1: 'tiger me baby'
'oh yer baby thatsa the stuff'
example 2: 'yo jj lahirise TIGER ME'
'ok kattttt'
'calm down i was joking!'

by Trite June 10, 2008

Jazzin me

an old fashion subsitute for 'kidding me/bullshitting me'

guy 1: ok, so I'll sell you my 1992 honda for $20,000
guy 2: for that piece of shit? ya jazzin me.....

bob: hey dude, fred scored with ur sister katy last night
dude: what? nah...ya jazzin me

by BarbadosBoy July 6, 2009

took me there

When someone makes you very angry or upset, usually on purpose.

I thought we were cool, but then Joe started a fight with me over that girl. Man, he really took me there!

by TheConsciousnessEngineer December 23, 2020