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Spatulatory Rape

Suggestively brandishing a condom-covered spatula so as to seduce young, attractive women to accompany you in your age 18+ sex kitchen while neglecting to check IDs.
Jimmy justifies his prick-risky lifestyle to Ben:

Ben- "You really should start checking these chick's IDs Jimmy, you're gunna be in some serious trouble with the law if you aren't careful man."

Jimmy- "I've said it before and I'll say it again. If a fish with an itchin' takes trips to my kitchen, my spatula packs for that clit's jurisdiction."

Ben- "Why do you always rhyme about committing spatulatory rape? I bought that shit to cook with you quirky jerkin pig diddlin' pudge tugger!"
by Kane67 June 13, 2013
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Trip-raping

When your friend tries to force you to see the same hallucination as him but you are seeing something different
Guy 1: Dude can you see my hand melting !

Guy 2 : stop Trip-raping me ! I'm seeing my own shit right now !
by Dannynex April 25, 2019
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Rabbit-raped

To be raped quickly by a person with a small penis.
I don't know Sally, I had a lot to drink, but I am pretty sure Peter 'Rabbit-raped' me on Saturday when I was not looking.
by Geoffrey_The_Great October 21, 2010
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Cake Rape

Eating from the cake without cutting yourself a slice.
He was caught in the act of cake rape, fork in hand, the cake cratered.
by B. Snooks July 4, 2017
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Rail Rape

That moment when you land on an occupied monopoly railroad.
Tony spat profanities at Daniel as he was rail raped by his Reading Railroad
by CashMoneys420 July 20, 2016
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train rape

a certain type of rape that takes place on trains. Popular in japan and sometimes in hentai
just nutted to some train rape hentai
by minecraft_virgin69 August 6, 2020
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Quota Rape

Quota Rape - the act of setting a sales quota so high that there is no possible way to achieve it and therefore you feel like you are being raped by the organization
Hey Joey , did you get your new quota ?

Sure did ! I got quota raped again so clearly I’m making no money this quarter!
by Joey boombatz February 4, 2022
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