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Windsor Relaxation Centre began as windsor’s first gentleman’s club. and has remained unlike any other, with a reputation built on the quality of our handpicked Pin-Ups who know how to pamper and tantalize you with the ultimate fantasy experience.
by Windsore Relaxation April 21, 2022
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Peace on you

An impolite way of saying "peace", since it sounds like "piss".
Catholic High School kids at their church service, while during their sign of peace say, "Peace on you," instead of "Peace be with you."
by T.Circled April 12, 2020
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You have to pay

Yep! Absolutely right Jordan! They gotta pay.
Hym "You have to pay. And guess what Jordan? YOU are gonna LOVE the retribution game. It's got choices... And sacrifices... And... Well, I don't want to give it all away before we get to that point but, hey, I guess you can say it's got surprises too! It's gonna be a lot of fun for the people who end up playing and I am SO GLAD that you guys decided to SIGN YOURSELVES UP FOR IT! It is going to be a blast! But DON'T TRY TO RUN! DO NOT TRY TO RUN! You are NOT going to like what happens if you try to run. I am going to become WILDLY less amenable to reason and that is going to happen INSANELY quickly when I find out you tried to flee. But it's cool. And THE GOOD NEWS FOR YOU GUYS... Is that it's PROBABLY not going to be lethal for, like, 90% of you! So. Most of you are going to live. Everybody who matters gets what they want. And we all keep on keepin on. What more could you want?"
by Hym Iam August 25, 2025
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DID YOU SHIT ON THE WALL

From a yt video by big dew
Person 1: *Sees painting that has brown splotch on it*
Person 1: "GRANDMA!! DID YOU SHIT ON THE WALL?!?!?!"
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But do you have a tongue?

Utterance used by women to bolster a guys confidence and make him feel good about his sexual prowess.
Jack: I'm damaged goods hon! I can't get it up I only shoot drizzle. And I'm afraid if you....
Jill: but do you have a tongue?
by 4realazitgits April 5, 2021
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lifes a beach then you get sand in your knickers

its all fun & games...then not so much...

shit happens...life sucks etc etc...
by the time a woman is 35 she knows lifes a beach then you get sand in your knickers.
by baglady2713 July 4, 2018
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