The shit

Big man with some massive balls this is the best title a man could get the his name starts with e or a this man has some catchphrases such as you want a award

Yo he is the shit

by Zahlerboy19 April 22, 2021

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Colossal Shit

KFC Employee: Hi how can I help You?
Customer: shut up bitch
KFC Employee: takes a break to go cry in the bathroom
KFC Employee: exits the bathroom after 30 minutes
KFC Manager: hey, what the hell took so long?
KFC employee: *with tears in her eyes* "Colossal Shit"

why did you take so long to get changed?
Colossal Shit

by JOE_NUTS May 28, 2021

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artistic piece of shit

When a dude that you always call a Piece Of Shit, makes art....

Hullo Hullo, Look what I made
WOW, you artistic piece of shit

by BeechAwssNeegah March 26, 2017

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Shit stick

When you put a brown frosting toupee, peanuts for eyes and carve a mouth onto a twix bar, you have created a shit stick

"Wtf is that sis?"
"Oh this? Its my shit stick"
"Dope"

by Shitstick joslin-butler May 23, 2019

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Shit an ace

To find no signs excrement on the first wipe.

To cut costs UK prisons found that introducing oatmeal for breakfast would reduce the usage of toilet paper by 87%

Prisoners from South London would often call out to their governor, "Guv, I shit an ace innit" and roars of cheers would resonate around the young offenders wing of the prison.

by Joe Smiff March 1, 2024

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