man pop

Beer

If you are not into man pop yet want to get hammered, the bar serves many other types of booze.

by Ernest Dowson May 8, 2017

Lonely Man's Bukake

To be masturbating and climax into one's own eyes
Temporarily blinding themselves with semen, giving them a stinging sensation, because of the millions of microscopic sperm cells dancing on their pupil.

"AHHHHH, WHAT THE FUCK!?
Shit, this is a Lonely Man's Bukake.
Fuck, that stings"

by Lord hamster molester the 5th July 5, 2022

blind man's blizzard

A man covers his partners eyes with his testicles, blinding them, and then proceeds to shit in his partners mouth.
This is called a blind man's blizzard.

Man it was so fucked last night! I walked in on Johnny giving some chick a blind man's blizzard!

by Ryno.jnr September 6, 2014

Fish man Dan

An old man who thinks he’s hot shit but can’t even get head from his wife

My neighbor is an Fish man Dan

by Icevest September 4, 2024

Hamster Man

The act of fucking a girl named Pressley

My friend’s name is Hamster Man

by shshshssh May 9, 2024

nigga man

Said is nigga man

Who is Nigga man? A nigga named Said

by Razzclat Master May 21, 2024

Man thot

The most pure form maleness. Unlimited power exist within them. Pinnacle of male development.

Everyone: Wow look at that man thot over there
Nikolaj thinking: I wish I could be like that..

by Thotness January 23, 2018