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Thank you for flying dream airlines
Our only passenger,
The lady in blue.

Even though your trip ended with tears…
Tears of Sadness, heartbreak and embarrassment…
If it you didn’t believe it was him on here
Your heart would have never gone there…

There… a place of an incredible love…
A love words can’t describe…
A love that has you follow your heart, no matter how stupid or unreasonable it may seem.
A love that shines from you and pushes any clouds away…

Welcome back to reality…

A love …
Even now…
I am thankful I experienced!
A little more when I am not feeling like a crazy semi silent stalker:(

Loving him…
It will never stop…
He will always be the one…
I am just not his…

by Time2024 February 8, 2025

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<.7.9.7.6.>Stroking Dick Sucker I Call It A Draculian Beat<.7.9.7.6.>

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 28, 2025

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I have no idea --- I just work here

Then you SHOULD know (duh)!

It isn't fair to employ people to work for you, but then not tell them all of the basic stuff about your establishment, thus obliging them to sometimes humiliatedly reply, "I have no idea --- I just work here" when queried about something related to your company's operations or policies. Any employee should be able to answer most frequently-asked questions about your place of business that might logically be posed by the general public.

by QuacksO September 12, 2019

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I take debit

The crafty phrase that the homeless man outside the 7-11 responds with after asking you to spare some change. You must say that you are paying for your items with a debit card to trigger this response from the clever, yet annoying, homeless man.

Homeless man: Hey, can you spare some change
Justin: Nah, I am paying with my debit card
Homeless man: I take debit

by Not Really JTanis7 January 4, 2019

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I-Ready

A torture device worse than water-boarding designed by 60-something shit heads in the government to """teach""" children by treating them like 5-year olds. What the fuck was going through these out of touch asshole's heads when they made this slow piece of shit that assumes you have an IQ of 70? Who the fuck knows but your teacher just told to get out your piece of shit 2011 Chromebooks and do 8 lessons of I-Ready, SO GET BACK TO WORK!

Teacher: "All right class, I couldn't be bothered to teach you anything today and couldn't give a fuck about your education so we're going to be doing some I-Ready!"
Student A: "Anybody have a rope?"
Student B: "No but I have a knife we can use to slit our throats!"
Student A: "Great!"
Students A and B: *fucking kills themselves*
Teacher: "Huh, wonder why they did that?"

by LemonLime8080 March 7, 2024

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i breathed

usually used as a calm response to someone overreacting to you

Sarah: My least favorite Ariana Grande album is Positions

Jessica: WTF?! YOU SHOULD KILL YOURSELF YOUR A FUCKING DISSAPOINTMENT TO HUMANITY, HOW DARE YOU SPEAK SO LOW OF POSITIONS LIKE THAT!

Sarah: I breathed

by hoes4vivi July 23, 2021

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