Cakey man

A man who doesn’t like to partake in kinky/dirty sexual activities. A man who likes to stick to regular sexual intercourse with no extras.
He wouldn’t even finger pop my asshole. He’s such a cakey man.
by Useruser000 January 01, 2018
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The man in the iron mask

When someone has passed out/fallen asleep and are given an iron mask they become "The man in the iron mask". Some people say that "The man in the iron mask" weilds incredible powers.
Whilst Marmaduke lay sleeping he unknowingly became the "The man in the iron mask"
by Ben Ben Bruce Bruce October 03, 2007
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Man clutch

The name for those stupid metal (usually aluminum) "wallets" that are supposed to keep identity thieves from stealing your credit card info.
Stupid idiot - "Look at my new metal wallet."
Smart guy - "That's not a wallet, that's a man clutch. Do you store it in your vagina? You're an ass clown."
by stupid_idiot January 20, 2012
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Man Problems

(n.): not being able to find food items that are right there and easily found by anyone lacking a Y-chromosome.
My husband can't ever find the mustard in the fridge. I can't blame him, though, since he's just suffering from man problems.
by CromwellIV April 19, 2024
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Grown ass man

Reply that guys sometimes hear when they complain about their problems
This guy at work always likes to say, ‘Hey, you’re a grown ass man’ whenever people complain. So I waited for him to complain, then I said, ‘Hey you’re a grown ass man,’ and he got this pissed off look on his face and didn’t say anything.
by SiL3Nt J September 17, 2023
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white man down

It means a white mans head is going down to suck another mans pecker. But sometimes used by when saying good bye.
I was hanging out at Conner and willies the other night, and let me tel you what, WHITE MAN DOWN! I got some that night.

Man 1: Alright man I better go home

Man 2: alright. White Man Down!

Man 1: White man down!
by Wide legged trucker October 13, 2019
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loyal man hole

It’s a man who, after finding a compatible mate, lets his asshole belong to her and only her for whenever and wherever she wants to use it.
Wow he has a loyal man hole, he won’t let anyone near his butt!
by boonshnoggles101 December 11, 2020
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