Fuck My Life

Phrase uttered after the sudden realization sets in that your stuck in GITMO. Often associated with symptoms of depression, alcholism, insomnia, suicidal tendencies.

"Honor Bound... Fuck my life"

by Jesus, H Christ October 5, 2008

FUCK MY LIFE!!!!

you say this when something you thought is going to happen doesnt or it fucks ur plans up.

or when your hearing info u say it

Tyler:hey brad you want to stay the night tomorrow?

brad: sorry already have plans
tyler: fuck my life!!!!
brad:lol
tyler: lol ikr?
theres an exaple or

i go to the doctor and they say if i run or do physical activity my lungs will bleed cuz of blood vesels i popped. so they say u cant to it or theyll bleed and im like well fuck my life... there you go now go spread that like aids :

by GOD OF FUCK MY LIFEEEEE October 29, 2009

crossfire fuck shred

a crossfire fuck is when you get a bitch with a big pussy and two guys double penetrate the pussy in two differint directions so it shreds the pussy.

1. Even though toughing another mans penis with his own alex decided the ho liked it rough so he and a another man performed the crossfire fuck shred.

by Honkey Jonez March 28, 2007

Fuck Donald Trump

Something said by welfare recipient ghetto negros, uneducated white trash, and illegal immigrants.

That Obama nigga gave us free shut, fuck Donald Trump for taking it from us and tryin to make us work.

by Smarter than the Garbage December 8, 2020

Zach Fucking Herrera

Just the coolest kid youll probably ever know if you get the majestic chance of meeting such and amzing person

Dude: bro do you know Zach Fucking Herrera
Bro: Hellz yea i do dat kidz the shit!!!!

by DocAwesome123 January 13, 2010

Boot fuck er

To go somewheres at a very fast speed.
Commonly used by Canadian, or more specifically New Brunswick rednecks.

1.redneckretard: I was late meeting my friends to go cow tipping, so I was boot fuckin' er' down the street.

2.bob: redneckretard, we're going to be late for the tire fire!
redneckretard: Let's boot fuck er'!!

by Janna Colwell October 23, 2005

cry baby fuck

Somthing that crys alot and gets on nerves when your trying to sleep, and watch foodnetwork.

Shut up you cry baby fuck!

by Lance Smith July 31, 2007