An intricate network of males of various social standing, arranged and used for a variety of functions to satisfy the needs and whims of one centrally situated female. Use of more than one male for the same need is an oft used method, but much like a spider web, crossing of 2 threads could cause damage to entire web. The introduction of another woman to the web is discouraged, but can be done if executed carefully.
Tina's man web consisted of 2 comedians who provided laughter, a handyman who serviced her home, a fitness instructor who provided training sessions, a chef who prepared meals, a male model who accompanied her on social engagements and an analyst to manage the logistics of the man web.
by BlackOut March 14, 2012
Get the man webmug. by Someone In the Future December 19, 2018
Get the Uno Manmug. Excess from Marty's Man Catcher, usually shaped into various balloon animals. Sold in the pawn shop in Junktopia.
by firefox098089 November 13, 2023
Get the Marty's Man Catcher Excessmug. by The other cracker June 20, 2019
Get the White man problemsmug. Is the warmest, milkest, thickest cream that busted out a hot horny hard work, wet and sweatiest cock
by Taylor Urbanoan June 1, 2023
Get the Man milkmug. A person who carries the name "El Booty Man" or can be shortened to "Booty Man" can be easily defined as the realest nigga around who has the smallest penis, but pulls the most hoes. They also will tend to stay home a lot and smoke weed.
Person 1: Did you hear El Booty Man is pulling hella hoes
Person 2: No fucking way he pulls
Person 1: He's the real ass nigga Booty man of course he pulls
Person 2: No fucking way he pulls
Person 1: He's the real ass nigga Booty man of course he pulls
by Bobby is cute February 1, 2024
Get the El Booty Manmug. by BigPeng26 October 11, 2021
Get the Camera Man Cowboymug.