Zebras Uncle

When you fall asleep drunk like an idiot, and someone paints stripes. On your uncle.

GUY 1: I cant believe Ryan is drunk and unconscious, lets go pull a "Zebras Uncle" and go paint stripes on his UNCLE!

GUY 2: YEAH CUZ THAT TOTALLY MAKES SENSE!

by painbrain December 28, 2010

The Uncle Pat

An involuntary, obvious, and not-so-subtle physical pat on the back or side of shoulder given by a woman receiving a hug, who is uncomfortably being held in the arms of the one delivering the hug.

The Uncle label being the one man in the family that everyone calls Uncle - who's identity lies somewhere between a long lost cousin or just some guy who partied with your dad around the time you were born.

Uncle Ronnie sees you during a holiday event, eyes you up and opens his arms for an embrace. As you hug him he hugs you tighter and tells you how grown up and beautiful you look. After the initial union is made The Uncle Pat is delivered and the rate and power of the pat will increase with the length of the hug.

by Meeron February 20, 2011

uncle pricky

to fall and impale oneself on ones own penis

if you run in the dark with morning wood you may give yourself an uncle pricky!

by kiwi smithers November 14, 2011

uncle sister mama

This is an urban term used to imply that you plan to beat a person like there mama. Although, the person saying this phrase is not related to them.

"James shut the hell up before i uncle sister mama yo ass"

by Urban Jack August 25, 2010

uncle scrooged

To be screwed beyond royal proportions.

That Asshole spawn killed me. I got Uncle Scrooged!!!

by Lightnin August 6, 2007

uncle munty

somebody who is unbelievably unpleasant and stupid, but believes they always know best!

Jeremy : Brian just told me it's £30!
Kyle : But his XBox is brand new!!
Jeremy : I know!
Kyle : What an Uncle Munty!

by DudeScouseMonkey March 4, 2008

Little Uncle

When the Grandmother has a child after her daughter has a child, the relationship of the Grandmother's child to the mother's son/daughter would be considered a little aunt/uncle since they are actually younger their the nephew/niece

LaQuanda: My Mom recently had a baby boy, James! Now James is my son Darelle's Little Uncle!

by Wenespank April 25, 2013