Everyone's estranged uncle who likes to cleverly touch his adolescent nieces where he probably shouldn't, usually in the form of a seemingly innocent pat on the ass or thigh.
by scrappington2 April 4, 2016
Get the Uncle Spankymug. A uncle suit is a sweatsuit / tracksuit. But it’s more baggy and slouchy. The most important thing about an uncle suit is the top and bottom matches. Uncle suits can be made out of silk, cashmere, cotton, spandex, or anything as long as the top and bottom matches.
by Jhenè 🦋 June 7, 2024
Get the Uncle Suitmug. Uncle pudge is the hottest man alive. girls names paris is very obsessed over him. Uncle pudge is so sweet, caring, and have a great body. His wife has no competition because paris will always win no matter what. Uncle pudge WILL marry paris no matter what happened. Uncle pudge will catch a case JUST for a girl named paris.
by paris ;) November 3, 2020
Get the Uncle Pudgemug. 1.The man who teaches you the things you didn't learn in school.
2. The man who shows you things you were not supposed to .
2. The man who shows you things you were not supposed to .
"Last night my uncle showed me where children come from" Said laura "Really? My uncle showed me that when I was 4" Replied Stacy
by An intelegent human January 20, 2020
Get the Unclemug. Hey Bro.. I got a few extra Zyn's on me.... wanna go full Uncle Ben (Byn) on the way to eat at Panda Express?
by pandadaddy December 14, 2023
Get the Uncle Ben (Byn)mug. 1- Half-brother of mother and of father at the same time.
2- Son of maternal grandmother (mother's mother) and of paternal grandfather (father's father) at the same time.
3- Son of paternal grandmother (father's mother) and of maternal grandfather (mother's father) at the same time.
4- Two parents's half-brother.
2- Son of maternal grandmother (mother's mother) and of paternal grandfather (father's father) at the same time.
3- Son of paternal grandmother (father's mother) and of maternal grandfather (mother's father) at the same time.
4- Two parents's half-brother.
My double-half-uncle is a good person.
by Peter12369 October 21, 2021
Get the double-half-unclemug. My { Uncle Mack} told me,"You wont remember every girl you kissed boy, but you'll remember every good dog you ever had" he was right!
by matlock1 November 13, 2017
Get the uncle mackmug.