Loser Dirt

Men who act like the dirt you can’t even grow anything in, the kind of dirt that doesn’t even make good mud.

Tyler is the Biggest Pile of Loser Dirt.

by BunnyIsRight777 May 21, 2025

Dirt Curt

What Dirty Curt writes on a sock for the college suite door when having a classy woman stay the night at his humble abode.

Sam: Dude, I gotta grab something from the room.

Sam: Shit man, I can't. Dirt Curt is on the door, he's fuckin' some bitch.

Jake: Hey... She's a classy broad.

by Dirty Curt September 22, 2013

Dirt Pickle

A Dirt Pickle is a blunt cause it's beautiful green wrapped in brown.

"Are you going to Alex' for the smoke sesh?"
"Nah all Alex smokes is Dirt Pickles I'm not trying to get addicted to nic."

by homelessgirlsummer2024 June 7, 2024

sticky dirt bomb

when you fart after ejaculation into the rectum and the semen seeps out

Adam: Yo Brain, I just heard that Sharon dropped a sticky dirt bomb on her way to work, is she okay?
Brain: *sigh* I'm not sure

by thanos clap May 15, 2020

Dirt-tantiful

A suntan that ends up just being dirt that washes off

“I was complimented on my tan but when I got home and took a shower it was actually just dirt that washed off, it’s just a dirt-tantiful skin bronzer”

by Franleen January 4, 2024

Bagging in the dirt house

Having secret sex in either your or your partner’s grandparents house

“Hey Todd, do you want to hang out on Saturday?”
“Sorry I can’t, Marlene and me will be bagging in the dirt house. It might take all weekend.”

by Phat Sugar July 24, 2024

Bagging in the Dirt House

Having secret sex in either your or your partner’s grandparents house.

“Hey do you want to hang out this weekend?”

“Sorry, Sarah and I are going to be Bagging in the Dirt House, we might not have any free time”

by Phat Sugar July 24, 2024