Hock Block

When your significant other prevents you from playing hockey.

Hey Kyle, are you playing hockey tonight?
No man, I'm getting hock blocked, the Misses wants me to stay home and watch Netflix.

by JCanada February 15, 2018

Bill-Blocked

When a male's attempt to engage in sexual activity is stifled by another male's naivety.

Hey Sam, did you get with Allie?

No man I was unfortunately Bill-Blocked by Evans stupidity...

by bee_rad reeser November 26, 2009

Dock Block

The act of blocking someone from playing their music at a party

BOB: woahh what the fuck is this music?

JOE: no idea man, someone better dock block this guy ASAP

by swagggggggggggtech February 26, 2013

Blessing Blocking

Blessing Blocking is when a person or group of people does something to hinder the progress of another person or group but may be harming themselves in the future somehow. Usually, the ones who were blessing blocked or hated bounced back in a major way.

Blessing Blocking example: The lady in HR didn't hire that girl who really needed the money because she was too pretty. Little did she know, the pretty girl had a sales jingle that made the company that hired her billions of dollars while the company the HR lady worked at went bankrupt.

by Nicholas A. Brown March 30, 2020

d-block

A group than runs shit at your favorite local supermarket. Not be messed with...

d-block will start a war at any cost, so don't be hatin

by olif July 13, 2011

Jizz block

After you have jacked off you go to take a piss and you cannot or it is hard to push it out because the excess semen has caused a blocking in your penis.

Broman 1: Bro i have to take a pizz bro!

Dudeman 1: Dude umm..go dude?

Broman 1: Bro i can't bro it dosnt come out!!!! bro

Dudeman 1: Dude ahh shit dude i think you gotta jizz block goin on dude

Broman 1: Bro should bro i bro get bro it bro checked bro out bro bro!?

Dudeman 1: Dude dude, dude dude dude dude..

by SPsexyman555 September 28, 2011

Status Block

similar to writers block... having a temporary inability to
think of a satisfactory post to put as a status update on the social networking site Facebook.

i would have posted a cool status update but suddenly i had status block and couldnt think of what to post so i decided to write the word shit 30 times to annoy people

by billy bob joe111 November 7, 2010