Matt

A guy who when you meet him will tell you that he is a sure thing, and then he will proceed to be the least sure thing ever in your life. He will tell you that you are special and rare and then make you feel like the most worthless nothing ever. He will make things up and lie to you just to avoid you. He wants nothing to do with you and will make that very clear. He will tell you that meeting you was the worst ten seconds of his life and that he would rather die than ever meet you again. Matt will seem to be different at first, but he is just like any other guy. He will break your heart into a million pieces and then stomp on it for no reason other than the fact that you liked him.

When I met Matt, he was one of the only guys who talked to me like I was a human being. I thought I liked him, but he started talking to me like I was a 2 dollar hooker. He traumatized me with the way he spoke to me.

by Missing December 21, 2024

matt baxter

tiny pecker aka pecker uses xxxxxxxs condoms pees on his own balls when urinating and cant even jerk off or get his penis sucked

damn his penis was a matt baxter

by dudewithabigpenis March 28, 2019

Matt Fish

A true ladies man in his own eyes- often looking lost with a dumb look on his face. He is an Ogre but a softy. Falls in love faster than a desperate lesbian and will take anything home to meet mom. Known for his skills in strength and crying instantaneously. He is however a good guy and a loyal friend.

That Matt Fish is a stupid mook- told the stripper he is in love with her after one lap dance.

by Rw46og October 31, 2020

Matt

Please wait 3 years and 12 hours for a definition.

Oh, you're so slow, you're just like Matt!

by Muttonheadforthewin January 8, 2023

Matt Ox

Matthew Oxford Known as matt ox a internet sensation who was seen as a meme but established himself as an all time great by collating with Big Sosa (chief keef) & The great xxxtentacion 😁 Matt ox is making the biggest comeback of the year and is well respected

You know Matt Ox? Yeah He’s a god

by issddd November 23, 2021

matt

the kid that tells people to stop manspreading

matt has a dig bick

by its big boy November 8, 2019

matt-bruce effect

the godly gift laid upon men on (already taken) girls making all of the birds go bananas.

Bird #1: Omg it’s Matt
Bird #2: Oh wow he’s soo cute!
Bird #3: We love you Matt!!!
Matt: What can I say, it’s the matt-bruce effect

by Ursecretsanta November 30, 2020