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Dock Block

The act of blocking someone from playing their music at a party
BOB: woahh what the fuck is this music?

JOE: no idea man, someone better dock block this guy ASAP
by swagggggggggggtech February 26, 2013
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d-block

A group than runs shit at your favorite local supermarket. Not be messed with...
d-block will start a war at any cost, so don't be hatin
by olif July 13, 2011
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Crock-block

Describes a situation where a person or group unreasonably or in bad faith prevents another person or group from obtaining something that they want, more out of spite than anything else. Because the rationale of the blocking party is often petty or personal the term 'crock' is used.

A variation on 'cock-block', although it can be used in more situations and being PG-13 in nature as well as humorous is also suitable for work or most social situations.
'Boston College cannot crock-block UConn out of the ACC forever. UConn has too much to offer.'

'Peter Marshall was ambivalent about taking the hosting gig for Hollywood Squares in 1966 but he did it as much to crock-block Dan Rowan (whom he loathed) as anything else.'

'Pierce Brosnan was offered the role of James Bond in the 80s but the producers of Remington Steele crock-blocked him.'
by Ten Forward January 12, 2017
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Digi-Block

when a virtual cock-block (usually self inflicted) takes place
Ashley: so, did u finnaly bone ricky or what?
Beth: UGH NO! That dick was too busy playing Tekken 6
Ashley: ...what a fag, way to digi-block ureself.
by SAIDUH November 12, 2009
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Cinder Block

The term used to describe an excessively large and very painful turd, often measuring up to 1.5 feet in length and large enough to make your intestines hurt.

Cinder blocks also have edges, and it is said that there is no easy way to pass one. They are less common than Bricks.

A Cinder Block is one step below an Obelisk on the density/size scale.
Good lord! I can't remember the last time I thunder crapped a Cinder Block this big! It almost broke my can! I should try selling it on eBay...
by Casey Tatum 9000 August 18, 2012
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Status Block

similar to writers block... having a temporary inability to
think of a satisfactory post to put as a status update on the social networking site Facebook.
i would have posted a cool status update but suddenly i had status block and couldnt think of what to post so i decided to write the word shit 30 times to annoy people
by billy bob joe111 November 7, 2010
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Hater Block

To sick out your arm and apply force to someone.
Dude, I was totaly walking, and that loser hater blocked me and i almost fell backwards.
by YeahDontThinkSo March 3, 2011
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