Spermlit

A sperm cell that has been deformed altering it’s appearance, possibly rendering it abandoned

Look at that stupid spermlit in that trash can

by Oliver Andrew rogan July 25, 2023

Spermsoup

A predominantly white institution or event

"Ay mayne, i just went to a Lil Darkie concert and that whole place was a damn Spermsoup"
"Why would you go to a Lil Darkie concert in the first place nigga"

by BerthaDefines August 10, 2023

Sperm Bulgar

Someone who steals your sperm for their motives.

She ghosted after sex because she wanted a child ,but little did she know I shoot blanks. No, no ,no sperm bulgar here!

by Melo225 August 11, 2023

Spermaphobe

1: A person who fears or hates sperm and things related to it

2: Like a germaphobe, but scared of being contaminated with or contaminating others with sperm, they might wash their hands/body excessively after they have come in contact with others or their own sperm to avoid contamination and avoid touching any objects

1: "Yesterday a guy blew up a sperm donor center, these damn spermaphobes"

2: "Because of her spermaphobia she showers for hours every time after coming into contact with any sperm"

by Not-a-Femboy July 19, 2024

sperm cleansing

To cleanse your face and/or body with sperm while singing brain rot songs.

Jake had no rizz, so he ended up sperm cleansing his face. What the goon?

by skibiditoilersyndrome_1 August 16, 2024

Sperm Locked

Sperm Locked, unspoken binding contract in which two people have engaged in intercourse that results in the birth of a child. Can be positive or negative according to your #affectionship.

Positive
Stacey “I’m pregnant Dave”
Dave “You’re Sperm Locked?”
Stacey “I am”
Dave “Will you marry me?”
(Happily Married)

Negative
Stacey “I’m pregnant Dave”
Dave “You’re Sperm Locked?!”
Stacey “I am”
Dave “Fuck”

(Dave never returned)

by Diddybiddie September 24, 2023

Sperging

“Sperging”is when a person with Aspergers (or any type of Autism) starts to freak out and yell over something triggering their autism.

“Dude! I can’t stand Tyler anymore, he keeps Sperging out!”

“What a little autistic bitch!”

by CaptainKazoWee September 27, 2023