military shower

while in the military, a soldier being scrubbed with a steel wire brush
yo im bleeding. I just got military showered
by mikebazouksi1 February 10, 2008
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mexican shower

When in a rush in the morning and you dont have time to have a real shower, you just spray on some deodorant
"I didn't have time to have a shower when i left Tara's this morning, so i grabbed a quick "mexican Shower" until i get home.
by the lostprophet April 08, 2011
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cherry shower

Akin to a golden shower a cherry shower is when someone has blood poured or dripped on them and, as a result, receives erotic gratification.
Upon requesting a cherry shower, Carmilla's punctured lover kneeled over her bled onto her tits and navel. Using the blood from the cherry shower as a lubricant, Carmilla proceeded to masturbate.
by The Theologian October 28, 2008
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Shower Sleep

To masterbate or fool around in the shower, which makes the user take longer than usual.
Colin: Why is Tony taking so long in the shower?
Adrian: He totally is shower sleeping in there!
by Z.W.C. December 17, 2009
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Hand Shower

To be fondled or groped all over by another, usually a creepy older man, in a friendly greeting or a show of affection.
"Oh my gosh Marcia, did you see the way George just gave Jamie the Hand Shower after congratulating her for the speech she gave at the seminar?"
by Jayda1 March 25, 2010
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Angry Shower

Usually taken by a 40 something man who lives with his mom and has tons of hotties on facebook! After a night of chatting and stalking he will go take a shower and beat the fuck out of his love sausage and scrote sac!
F: Oh baby i wish we didn't live a thousand miles apart! I'd suck your cock!

M: Thanks a lot, I'm going for an angry shower!
by doktah doug April 12, 2011
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Redneck Shower

Using baby wipes to wipe off one's BO and sweat, rather than taking a proper shower.
I was running late for my meeting the other morning, so to save time I grabbed the baby wipes and took a Redneck Shower before getting dressed.
by JB9903 September 09, 2016
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