The time of year where you do shit that can be seen as risky but also brings short and long term gratification, it’s like if you mixed YOLO with the purge
by StoleHisBrenda26 August 18, 2025
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GS: Gurl, when are you going to announce your new job?
PT: Gotta tell my Emotional Season Ticket Holders first before we briefcase chuckle about moving to the cold. This good news is like a reward for all my Sports PTSD I put them through.
PT: Gotta tell my Emotional Season Ticket Holders first before we briefcase chuckle about moving to the cold. This good news is like a reward for all my Sports PTSD I put them through.
by Mike109999 September 22, 2025
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by RawJokester April 27, 2025
Get the Regular season merchant mug.Ghoul Season occurs when you evolve from "Goblin Season". It takes someone normally years to evolve from the "Goblin Season" state to the Ghoul Season state. When someone enters Ghoul Season, they are no longer a normal mortal. In "Goblin Season", a person is still a mortal, but well on their way to becoming a serious menace. Ghoul Season occurs when someone is on the verge of death based on their way of living. Their ways have become wicked by day, personally embraced, and it can be seen in the way that the person looks in the face. They resort to heavy drug and alcohol use, but this is no longer something of occasion, it has become a way of life. Criminal activity is normal and there is no fear of anything in this person. Vivid dreams, night terrors, and physical illness plagues this person but somehow it doesn't really effect them. If someone you know has entered Ghoul Season, beware and keep a good eye out.
by Doctor Sockalingham May 2, 2025
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by concilus May 18, 2025
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by Nashi-washi January 18, 2026
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noun
The catastrophic event that occurs when a man handles spicy food and forgets—then enthusiastically goes to play with his girlfriend, accidentally turning a moment of romance into a five-alarm fire drill.
Named for the way it burns, spreads, and leaves everyone questioning their life choices. Common side effects include yelping, frantic Googling, ice packs, and a permanent ban on “spicy fingers.”
Usage note:
Always preceded by confidence. Always followed by regret. 🔥🌶️
noun
The catastrophic event that occurs when a man handles spicy food and forgets—then enthusiastically goes to play with his girlfriend, accidentally turning a moment of romance into a five-alarm fire drill.
Named for the way it burns, spreads, and leaves everyone questioning their life choices. Common side effects include yelping, frantic Googling, ice packs, and a permanent ban on “spicy fingers.”
Usage note:
Always preceded by confidence. Always followed by regret. 🔥🌶️
Example:
“He thought washing his hands earlier counted. Congratulations—he just introduced Carolina Seasonings.”
“He thought washing his hands earlier counted. Congratulations—he just introduced Carolina Seasonings.”
by Let's Sea Um January 25, 2026
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