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hippie rape

When you shove weed in a woman's anus, then proceed to eat out her ass
My girlfriend wanted to try something new, so I hippie raped her
by I Have a Micropenis September 20, 2017
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Handshake rape

The act of handshaking someone without their consent.

A tactic used by the Australian Prime Minsiter Scott Morrison a.k.a "ScoMo", "ScumMo" or "Captain Coal Fingers". Scott Morrison is one of the world's most infamous handshake rapists.

Handshake rape is usually followed by blaming the victim; such as claiming the victim was 'just tired' or 'upset' when the handshake intercourse was forced on the victim. Handshake rapists usually do not apologise or take accountability for their actions.
* An Australian firefighter trys to rest as the Prime Minister Scott Morrison attempts to initiate handshake intercourse*
Firefighter: "I really don't want to shake your hand...".
*Prime Minsiter Scott Morrison reaches down and grabs hands against their will and handshake rapes them*
*Victim feels violated and humilated afterwards*
*Scott Morrison smirks, sneers and ignores victim, having satisfied his own personal needs and moves on to the next victim*

Handshake rape victims are encouraged to shout out the following to prevent future handshake rape incidents:
"HANDSHAKE RAPE!! HANDSHAKE RAPE!! THIS DIRTY POLICTICIAN IS HANDSHAKE RAPING ME!!"
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Shame rape

When a person identifying as trans shames someone into having sex with them by calling them names or threatening violence or self harm if they don’t comply.
I was shame raped into having sex with a MtF transgender person because they said if I didn’t have sex with them I was a TERF
by Gwendy March 8, 2021
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Cake Rape

Eating from the cake without cutting yourself a slice.
He was caught in the act of cake rape, fork in hand, the cake cratered.
by B. Snooks July 4, 2017
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Road Rape

The act of cycling for long periods of time over poorly kept roads, where the surface causes significant bruising to your body, particularly your genitals.
My body is destroyed, I've been completely Road Raped.

Trust me the road surface was shit; I'm not sure how to describe the feeling of having your pelvis destroyed over the course of 4 hours other than feeling Road Raped.
by idontcycle October 20, 2019
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Ear Rape

Typically used in memes, YouTube Poops or other jokes. Basically, a very loud noise that can startle or hurt the affected person's ears. It can also be applied to very loud noises in real life, like an explosion, that can cause ringing in the person's ears. Effects worse when audio is on high volume or in the person's headphones.
Dank Meme compilations have a bunch of ear rape. Turn your volume down.
by BATMN every day December 12, 2018
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rape with consent

When someone rules up ina white ran, kidnaps you, sticks their Willy into your vajayjay, without your permission but you like their Willy in your vajayjay
Please don't stop this is rape with consent
by Elit3333333 February 3, 2023
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