poop peanuts

when you take a shit and it comes out like little plops

dude last night i ate chinese food and this morning i had poop peanuts

by COTT PETERSON March 5, 2005

Peanus

Penis and anus combined.

I want someone to lick my peanus.

by LemonsAnnish September 22, 2015

Peanuts

Before kicking a football, the person holding it moves out of the way so you miss, similar to what Lucy did to Charlie Brown.

Don't Peanuts me Joe!

by Andy R. B. December 22, 2008

pussy peanuts

a worthless chickenshit scrub who has to rely on others to get around, but still arrogant enough to think he's the shit. Pussy Peanuts have no balls and are encouraged mainly by their parents because they have no crew

We call Craig pussy peanuts cuz he's a pussy and peanuts are worthless.

He guilt tripped me to hang out with him cuz he has no other friends.

by Kreeper May 20, 2008

peanutbutterfucked

Being fucked far, far past the realm of normal fucking.

You just got peanutbutterfucked!

by Isis April 12, 2004

peanutwudge

(N): A very small chunkafied (or chunky thighed) little girl of Caucasian descent.

Girl I know is known as peanutwudge.
"Heeeeeeeeyyyyyyyy Peanutttttttttwudgeeeeeeeee come'n git it!"

by theprofessor October 11, 2007

peanutbutter-popsicle

A game between two people with penises. Each person covers their penis in peanut butter. Using their respective mouths, they must clean their opponent's penis of peanut butter. The first person to fully clean their opponent's penis is the winner.

"Dan ejaculated in my mouth during our game of peanutbutter-popsicle. Do you think he might be gay?"

by DanielleBananielle April 23, 2018