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Jizz Bear

Can be used as a verb or noun to describe the action or outcome of depositing a large load of semen in an exceptionally hairy mons pubis after pulling out of a woman.
Verb - "I hooked up with this bird last night - she told me not to cum in her a bit late, so I had no option but to jizz bear. It was so dense cleanup was impossible"

Noun - "Her jizz bear was so mighty that two loads of cum totally disappeared without a trace"
by Scary McClary July 20, 2019
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Jizzful January

This challenge is like destory dick December except u jerk off 5 days a week until Feburary.
Tony: Yo this new challenge Jizzful January got everyone going crazy.
Josh: I can taste colors now
by DarkAngel76 November 5, 2019
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Jizz infection

I like to cum, but inside a woman makes her vagina smell like rat shit for some reason.
Clean your smelly jizz infection female!
by Golove November 6, 2019
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Jizz infection

Something gurus deal with all the time if they are in any sort of tensioned and it makes them not interested in having another remainder until they fix their vagina infection after contaminated with semen.
Not another jizz infection. Not gonna sleep with another man forever!
by Golove November 6, 2019
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Jizzing January

The whole month is devoted to jizzing everywhere. pretty much the opposite of no nut November.
by Basscrack November 13, 2019
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Jizz

Larry: mmmmMMMMM this some good ass jizz inside this here sandwich.
by CoqMeatSandwich November 14, 2019
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Jizz Hands

After masturbating rub your sperm on both hands and shakes your hands back and forth as if your air drying them.
"Get ready for the grand finish...Jizz Hands"

"You haven't done the Jizz Hands you haven't been masturbating correctly"
by JugheadJo March 25, 2019
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