fucking bro

A girl who u call bro and think of dem as a bro/sis even if u fucked dem if still call dem bro

Fucking bro a girl u fuck but still call her bro

Boy 1” oh she dank and u fucked her u gunna wifey her “
Boy 2 “Yeh I fucked her but she’s only my fuckin bro innit “

by Ur.girl. June 29, 2018

stro bro

A fan of the Houston Astros baseball team, especially a really really hard core fan

Jim is a true stro bro - he never misses a game.

Even though Bob is 1000% straight, he's such a stro bro that he has a crush on King Tuck.

by Doctor SpoogeDtor Spooge December 15, 2022

Crow bro

A crow that is so legit and chill that it officially qualifies as a bro.

Man there is this crow outside my apartment that never craps on my car! He's a crow bro!

by Mad Plutonian Overlord December 14, 2015

piggyback bros

Jaiden and Derry are Piggyback bros

Jaiden and Derry are Piggyback bros

by piggyback bros May 31, 2017

Bro job

When you give your closest friend(preferably a male) a blowjob, but not in a gay way. In order to give a bro job, you need to say, "no homo" five minutes prior the act, or five minutes after it.

Bro- I feel like a deflated balloon, man.
Me- I can blow you back up, bro!
Bro- Isn't that kinda gay?
Me- I'll say, "No homo AFTER the Bro job."

by TechnicalDiffi6 February 22, 2018

Bro smearing

Replacing a word or syllable with "bro" as a way of dismissing it as categorically synonymous with douchebaggery without actually having to address its substance

Person #1: I'm pro-choice.
Person #2: You mean BRO-choice?
Person #1: Bro smearing is so intellectually lazy.

by UnfrozenCaveman June 26, 2016

bro poke

When you spooning with your bro and you rock a semi chub

Dude #1 - Woah, dude what was that!?

Dude #2 - Oh don't worry, man it's just a bro poke

by turtledong January 16, 2015