shit blizzard

A somewhat rare and ghastly occurance where the forces of nature collide at high pressure, collaborating a chain reaction of shit.

also:
A series of bad things that happen in a very rapid, sometimes simultaneous, manner.

Jim Lahey: Feel that?
Randy: Feel what, Mr. Lahey?
Jim Lahey: The way the shit clings to the air, Randy...
Randy: Shit clings to the air?
Jim Lahey: It's already started, my dear good friend.
Randy: What's started, Mr Lahey?
Jim Lahey: The shit blizzard

by shit blizzard December 14, 2017

Getting shit on

When you be playing a game and get totally destroyed by a someone or a try hard a lot of times

Stop getting shit on!

by sexy mama oooooooof March 11, 2021

shit bro

1. (noun) a statement that expresses that a significant change has recently occurred and a bro must be updated.

2. (noun) feeling sympathy for a bro's misfortune.

1. "Shit bro, I just tripped out on lsd for the first time."

2. "Shit bro, sorry to hear about your hiv test results..."

by fatboyfly June 2, 2016

Anchor-Shit

When you take a shit so long that it reaches the bottom of the toilet bowl while still attached to your butt.

Horace: Dude, what took you so long in there?

Boris: Sorry man, I was anchored to the toilet by my shit.

Horace: Damn, I hate anchor-shits.

by gpc March 11, 2008

rotary-shitting

To eat so much that you have to drop a load and while you are on the toilet you keep eating causeing yourself to have to continuousley take a shit. It is most commonly lnked to depression

CAUTION: Rotary-shitting can lead to obessedy and constipation

When my girlfriend lucy broke up with me I was on the toilet for six hours rotary-shitting

by Kid Cardashian November 8, 2010

Moon Shit

You know, when you have to take a dump really bad and you just barely make it to the toilet; pulling your pants down and there is no sit and wait, rather there is an immediate discharge of a giant ball of feces much like the shape of the moon including detailed craters.

We heard Johny in the bathroom, there was but one grunt and an incredibly loud audible plop. Thinking it was cool he said, "Dudes, I just took a moon shit!"

by XJ45-2 February 21, 2011

Shit Nap

The act of locking oneself into a bathroom stall, preferrably the one in the dark corner, and sitting on the bowl and taking a snooze or to just 'rest your eyes.'

Damn! I got so wasted last night. I can't believe I made it into work today. I guess I'll just go chill in the john for a while; maybe take a shit nap.

by carlipet September 23, 2009