Date Phenomena

The date tattoo that is showing up on everybody all around the world is a cure for depression

Oh, my tattoo says 07/12, I can’t wait for this day to happen because it will help me! Thank you for blessing me with this date phenomena!

by IBLoser October 14, 2022

Talent past its expiration date

People that are no longer politically relevant or useful to their country

As per Laura Ingraham of fox news, the Clintons, Obamas and Oprah can all be categorized as talent past its expiration date. Lol.

by Sexydimma November 26, 2024

Inadvertent dating

when you don't know that the person of the opposite sex you're hanging out with actually thinks you're dating....as does the rest of the world

P: R and I have so much fun hanging out together

T: Ummm that's inadvertent dating

by eyebroccoli May 1, 2012

Blind Date

To have your dinner partner blindfold themselves while you spit caviar through a straw

"My date Bailey and I were set up on a blind date."

"Did it go well?"
"No, she said the caviar tasted worse than her ass getting rammed by a semi truck"

by That-Guy-Jerry December 16, 2022

dating

also known as fucking

Amber Heard was dating Elon Musk while trying to reconcile with Johnny Depp, agent says

by ddt3 April 28, 2022

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by TikSokkkkk February 29, 2020

Janine Date

When you and your girl go on a date and her mom comes too, but it's ok because she pays for everything.

Bro me and my girl had plans but then her mom came and turned it into a Janine Date.

by _chroobs_ April 19, 2017