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Hock Block

When your significant other prevents you from playing hockey.
Hey Kyle, are you playing hockey tonight?
No man, I'm getting hock blocked, the Misses wants me to stay home and watch Netflix.
by JCanada February 15, 2018
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Status Block

similar to writers block... having a temporary inability to
think of a satisfactory post to put as a status update on the social networking site Facebook.
i would have posted a cool status update but suddenly i had status block and couldnt think of what to post so i decided to write the word shit 30 times to annoy people
by billy bob joe111 November 7, 2010
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d-block

A group than runs shit at your favorite local supermarket. Not be messed with...
d-block will start a war at any cost, so don't be hatin
by olif July 13, 2011
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Digi-Block

when a virtual cock-block (usually self inflicted) takes place
Ashley: so, did u finnaly bone ricky or what?
Beth: UGH NO! That dick was too busy playing Tekken 6
Ashley: ...what a fag, way to digi-block ureself.
by SAIDUH November 12, 2009
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Cinder Block

The term used to describe an excessively large and very painful turd, often measuring up to 1.5 feet in length and large enough to make your intestines hurt.

Cinder blocks also have edges, and it is said that there is no easy way to pass one. They are less common than Bricks.

A Cinder Block is one step below an Obelisk on the density/size scale.
Good lord! I can't remember the last time I thunder crapped a Cinder Block this big! It almost broke my can! I should try selling it on eBay...
by Casey Tatum 9000 August 18, 2012
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Dock Block

The act of blocking someone from playing their music at a party
BOB: woahh what the fuck is this music?

JOE: no idea man, someone better dock block this guy ASAP
by swagggggggggggtech February 26, 2013
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Bill-Blocked

When a male's attempt to engage in sexual activity is stifled by another male's naivety.
Hey Sam, did you get with Allie?

No man I was unfortunately Bill-Blocked by Evans stupidity...
by bee_rad reeser November 26, 2009
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