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noob

a synonym, although a neutral or offensive one (depending on the situation and context) one, for a rookie or a newbie.
military drill sergeant (adressing a private): yo noob, wat might yor name be?

private: Sir, my name is Michael Jordan.

drill sergeant : as in Michael Jordan the basketball star?

private: yes and no. yes, since Jordan is my middle name and I am proud of it, and no because my last name is not Jordan and sorry I am not related to Michael Jordan the basketball star.
by Sexydimma April 18, 2012
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noob

a synonym, although a neutral or offensive one (depending on the situation and context) one, for a rookie or a newbie.
military drill sergeant (adressing a private): yo noob, wat might yor name be?

private: Sir, my name is Michael Jordan.

drill sergeant : as in michael Jordan the basketball star?

private: yes and no. yes, since Jordan is my middle name and I am proud of it, and no because my last name is not Jordan and I am not related to Michael Jordan the basketball star, sorry...
by Sexydimma February 4, 2012
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Noob

A misused mispelling of n00b or newb popularized by zoomers and YouTubers. The correct terms are:

Newb: short for newbie, someone who is new to a video game
N00b (spelled with zeros): someone who is perpetually terrible at video games in spite of their experience; often used as mockery.
Hayden isn't a noob, he just started playing. He's a newb.
by Sticklerr May 14, 2024
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Flash-Noob

A monster/half-human being that likes to abuse a summoner spell called "flash" in league of legends. Flash-Noobs are known for running / flashing away from fights that they obviously would lose. People hate flash-noobs and think of them as the lowest thing a human being can become. That's why a lot of people call flash noobs monster instead of humans
Omg you are f*** flash-noob
did you see that flash-noob escaping the battel
I hate those flash-noobs
by The funny troll July 13, 2020
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Noobe

Someone who still hasn’t managed after over 18 months of virtual meetings ere to learn how to manage/host a successful event
Andy is such a noobe, yet again he forgot to turn his mic off and failed to advise speakers of questions coming in on the chat function
by Jcx295 October 13, 2021
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Noob

A loser that has no life and that sucks at everything.
You noob Sean!
by JMFiBrowz August 18, 2015
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Noob

A reference that came to light during the late 90s by gamers refering new inexperienced player that often are responsible for their team losing or dying easily.

It's believed to be a short word references two words in one "Newbie" meaning inexperienced and "Boob" meaning stupid person or a foolish person.

Thus Noob. An inexperienced foolish person.
"You lost the game for us you noob!"

"You are such a noob dude...lol"

"Well, you rushed in there without thinking, didn't you? You noob".

"Get some practice you dumb noob"
by Mark1983 January 13, 2022
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