noodle surprise

To shove noodles in a woman’s vagina and then eat it out with chop sticks

Jake Zuschlag wants to have a noodle surprise with his girlfriend

by Lil Blitz May 25, 2018

noodle banged

Fucking a girl with a limp dick.

“Henry!” “What Ron?” “I just noodle banged your mom and it hurt!”

by Gayfag September 26, 2017

buttered noodles

the best fawking thing you'll ever eat, and it's easy to make

kyle: yo daddy you want some buttered noodles

daddy: fawk yeah I do

by asscheeks420 August 4, 2021

shnoodle noodle

it is another word for cum or it can be also used as an insult

there was shnoodle noodle all over the bed sheets

you're such a shnoodle noodle

by thecranberry October 21, 2010

Glitter Noodle

This is a variation of the "Poop Noodle." (see poop noodle)

This is where, before commencing anal sex, one packs beach sand, or any sand for that matter, into the anus before thrusting his dry penis into the rectum. The bi-product of this act is inevitably a "Glitter Noodle"- a poop noodle with sparkles that glimmer in the sunlight.

Don't be such a fuckin' Glitter Noodle, Marcy.

Ben, you look like a Glitter Noodle in that jacket, man.

Dad, are Glitter Noodle's toxic?

by Jeff Fuckin' Riddle August 4, 2009

Noodle-mouthing

Receiving oral sex from someone who has a mouth full of cooked noodles.

John: So what did you and Cindy do last night?

Steve: Oh, the usual. Just some making-out, fingering, noodle-mouthing...

John: Lucky guy.

Steve: I know.

by NayaFreya November 9, 2011

Giggle noodles

Another word for weed.
It gets it's meaning from that weed makes you giggle and the word noodles from ramen noodles for which stoners normally eat after getting stoned.

Dude 1: I'm gonna go get some giggle noodles.
Dude 2 (unknowing): Um.... yea, I could go for some spaghetti also.
Dude 1: Yea, after I eat my giggle noodles.

by omgwtfbbbqqq February 11, 2009