ex named francisco

Your worst ex! Doesn’t know how to act nor how to use his fingers! Is also seemingly dating his sister.

friend: do you have an ex named francisco?
you: yes! how did you know?

friend: let me take you to therapy!

by a traumatised ex January 3, 2024

nik nacked

shattered, tired, knackered on an extreme level

‘I’m absolutely nik nacked today, I was up all night on x-box’

by hobs16 July 11, 2024

who named me?

This is something that people say when they discover that someone has insulted them when they were not present. This is usually said prior to the insulted instructing the offending party to "keep my name outta your mouth!"

Sammy: "Hey! Did you hear what Paulie said about you last weekend at the Grind?"
Kelly: "What? Who named me? Paulie? He's gonna regret open separating his smile!"
Sammy: "He's a trick. No one believes him anyway. Now let's go get our library cards."

by von groovy August 29, 2024

guy named Mr. Smith as a history teacher

He his a big poo poo buttface 💩💩💩

"Guys have you heard of this guy named Mr. Smith as a history teacher? He is a big poo poo buttface!"

by Big Santa May 2, 2024

Kid named finger

A braindead image/meme of Mike Ehrmantraut saying "Kid named finger". This is the fusion of the meme of "mikeposting" and the joke "Let's finger paint! Kid named paint:".

"Alright class, today we're gonna finger paint!"

Kid named finger:
mike

by Joe Vamp August 5, 2025

The kid named V

Obviously a tattle tale, flops like a fish, small balls

Gets wacked in the head and holds his balls, that's the kid named V

by Twistyhandles May 27, 2015

That Boi named nijah

The most chill as fuck person you'll ever meet

That Boi named nijah ...well..he is the best person in your life right now .

by Bitch craving July 16, 2016