1. (in reference to League of Legends) A player who does not have the ability to land skills shots. This inability to land skill shots means that they stay inside of bushes in order to surprise the enemy with their skill shots which they will often times still fail if the enemy has any dodge mechanics at all. Bush noobs are quite good at the bronze level since most bronze players lack the ability or the brain power to recognize an incoming nidalee spear and simply step to the right or left of it. There are even players mostly noob level ashes who see the spear and walk closer to it taking damage and most likely killing themselves.
2. (in reference to coitus) A man or woman who is not used to going down on someone with a fully grown bush and ends up finding it hard to perform cunnilingus because of said unkempt bush. They will often times get hair into their mouths and give up half way through leaving their partner dissatisfied.
2. (in reference to coitus) A man or woman who is not used to going down on someone with a fully grown bush and ends up finding it hard to perform cunnilingus because of said unkempt bush. They will often times get hair into their mouths and give up half way through leaving their partner dissatisfied.
1. Dude i can not believe that our ashe walked straight into the nidalees spear every single time i mean how can you not be embarassed after dying to a bush noob so many times. That ashe should just uninstall the game i mean like seriously lol.
2. Oh my god girl he just would not go down on me i mean he went down once and then came back up saying he needed to breath and that i needed to set fire to my jungle i mean like come on there is nothing but freaking bush noobs in this town.
2. Oh my god girl he just would not go down on me i mean he went down once and then came back up saying he needed to breath and that i needed to set fire to my jungle i mean like come on there is nothing but freaking bush noobs in this town.
by Rain Weaver September 13, 2017
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Get the Noob mug.1. Vincent: Yo Tim, let's play some Overwatch!
Timothy: Nah dude, I'm still a noob, just play with Ben...
Vincent: He doesn't even fucking know what Overwatch is!
2. *noob gets 1 tapped in csgo*
noob: OMG WTF@!!!@! U FUK HAXKER U FUKC NUB GO PLYA MINCERAFT!!!! FUCKING 1 TAP HAX!!!11!!1
1 tap dude: u just sux admit it noob
Timothy: Nah dude, I'm still a noob, just play with Ben...
Vincent: He doesn't even fucking know what Overwatch is!
2. *noob gets 1 tapped in csgo*
noob: OMG WTF@!!!@! U FUK HAXKER U FUKC NUB GO PLYA MINCERAFT!!!! FUCKING 1 TAP HAX!!!11!!1
1 tap dude: u just sux admit it noob
by The retarded boy May 26, 2017
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Get the Noob mug.New player. often thought to mean "you're a fucking idiot" when in reality the people misusing the word are often more empty-headed than a box of rocks
Hows about no: i'm a noob here, can anyone teach me how to play?
xxXxxmlgbootyswag420420xxXxx: HAHA N0000000B LRN 2 PLAY U DUMMY
Hows about no: dude.... are you like 10?
xxXxxmlgbootyswag420420xxXxx: HAHA N0000000B LRN 2 PLAY U DUMMY
Hows about no: dude.... are you like 10?
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Get the Noob mug.A person often new to a game/task/anything else. Very unlike a newbie. A noob is a person that doesn't like to learn and is often overconfident with its abilities. Its is usually found on online game forums and spams "LOLOLOLOLOL U NOOB" to try and troll people and to disguise itself. this is very unlike a newbie as said in the second sentence, the newbie is like a noob but it is nice and it is willing to learn. the noobs sometimes travel in packs and end up fighting each other by calling each other "noob" unlike non noobs. noobs speak in a one of a kind language. in order to replicate the language, shit on your keyboard, then short circuit the computer, then jump the keyboard several times, and then douse it in nuclear waste.
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