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The Mark Yetter Scale

Scale invented after infamously known League of Legends game balancer Mark Yetter chose to change the ranking system of the game and as a result the higher elos of Solo Queue became infested with rats that got inflated as a result of his changes, players later came to call this change of events "The Mark Yetter Scale" as a way to calculate the ranks of new friends in high elo.
Holy fuck, did you see that last season diamond 4 stuck improve on The Mark Yetter Scale?
by bob1337d4 July 29, 2021
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No (without a punctuation mark)

You are so annoyed or frustrated because you keep telling someone "no." that you don't feel like responding with a period and waste a fragment of a second, because they aren't worth it.
You have had to say "No." multiple times in response to a text so you you use no (without a punctuation mark) to show how annoyed you are

Them{wanna come over?}
You{No.}
T{Please?}
Y{"No." I said!}
T{pleeeeeeease???}
Y{No}
by seanieboy26 December 9, 2019
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mark deasy moment

"omg that cat is ginger"
"dude that's such a mark deasy moment"
by anonymous December 3, 2021
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Concretor Mark West

When a shorter bald man marries a taller more attractive woman way out of his league
I was at wattle grove pub the other day and a looked at this beautiful blonde tall sexy woman with a short bald guy wearing crocs. I walked over to his and said are you doing a concretor mark west he said ahhhhh yeeeeeeeeaaaaahhhhh
by Ahh yeeaahh Matt Martin October 29, 2020
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Mark White(r)

The act of masturbating in the corner of someone's garage like an animal while there are other guys in the room.
Guy 1: hey did you hear?

Guy 2: Hear what?

Guy 1: Bill pulled a "Mark White(r)" in my garage the other night

Guy 2: dude that is sick!!
by check-mate August 31, 2010
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Gel head mark

When someone is being a prick for no reason and they wear too much hair gel
by Pussy slayerzz April 3, 2020
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Skid mark scotty

person who hasn't been taught the basics of bowel control. Usually a member of the liberal party of Australia and accidental prime minister.
Oh mate I think I pulled a skid mark scotty.... oh no shouldn't have got on the piss last night
by Abu sharmuta March 26, 2022
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