(n) a stupid slutty bitch dude with muscles bigger than brains, who thinks he is the dominant sex but indeed is not.
Alpha Male: Chad thinks he's an Alpha Male but I call the shots because I am the one who chooses who I reproduce with.
by DominatrixLady March 12, 2025
Get the Alpha Malemug. like male-pattern baldness but its dudes being unable to find shit thats in an obvious place.
typically solved by someone else (typically a female) pointing it out
typically solved by someone else (typically a female) pointing it out
Cyno: Where the fuck did I put my airpods case
Dehya: They're over here. God damn, male-pattern blindness hit you hard.
Dehya: They're over here. God damn, male-pattern blindness hit you hard.
by fishgaming July 30, 2024
Get the male-pattern blindnessmug. A performative male is one who reads books by women authors, drinks matcha, and carries a tote bag (bonus points if it's artsy) with a labubu pinned to it. Also, wear baggy pants. He likely listens to indie artists like Clairo. The books he reads may include, but are not limited to: The Bell Jar, Intermezzo, and We Should All Be Feminists. His home or room likely has vinyl collections hung on the walls.
Whether or not he understands the feminist themes is up for debate. Apparently, he just wants to be on the feminists' side. And don't ask about his second account on social media. What he posts there is the complete opposite on his main. 🤫
Whether or not he understands the feminist themes is up for debate. Apparently, he just wants to be on the feminists' side. And don't ask about his second account on social media. What he posts there is the complete opposite on his main. 🤫
Nico is a performative male. He carries a tote bag (with a lababu pinned) when going out, reads feminist literature in cafes and posts wholesome content on social media that make you feel warm, safe, and think, "Nico is the guy I wanna be besties with". However his priv account is a 180.
by mangolovercats22 August 16, 2025
Get the performative malemug. A super attractive guy around 6'1 who has huge biceps and mega long dong. Females feel deeply attracted to him becuase of his amazing personality and his unmatched perspacity.
Person 1: Im so horny for Bostyns huge biceps and charming personality
Person 2: I might just queef all over his unmatched perspacasity
Person 3: He is such Bostyn male
Person 2: I might just queef all over his unmatched perspacasity
Person 3: He is such Bostyn male
by Bignuts 64 September 13, 2022
Get the Bostyn malemug. When dudes only think about sex until they or they bodies to decide to die because properly having sex constantly or thinking about every minute until death.
by Dr. Deloris February 11, 2024
Get the Sex Sick Malesmug. To form one's features into a submissive, “nice guy”, or harmless expression, typically with the mouth open and the front teeth exposed.
by Messy Jurphe September 4, 2023
Get the Beta Male Smilemug. its where you are sexually attracted to the thought of male nipples.
one with a male nipple kink might:
specifically draw nipples on a drawing of a male shirtless
get obsessed with the thought of their crushes nipples
not be able to stop thinking about what colour their crushes nipples could possibly be.
one with a male nipple kink might:
specifically draw nipples on a drawing of a male shirtless
get obsessed with the thought of their crushes nipples
not be able to stop thinking about what colour their crushes nipples could possibly be.
jen: mm tommys nipples their so hot i cant stop thinking of them
candy: eww do you have a male nipple kink
jen: NO WAY! (she does)
candy: denial is a river in egypt..
candy: eww do you have a male nipple kink
jen: NO WAY! (she does)
candy: denial is a river in egypt..
by tommyvercettifanclub February 7, 2025
Get the male nipple kinkmug.