Cussing machine gun

Someone who swears so much that they sound like a machine gun

She is swearing so much, she sounds like a cussing machine gun

by Tallo April 14, 2020

Vending Machine Drunk

To become so intoxicate, getting into a fight with a vending machine is your source of entertainment.

Seattle became so vending machine drunk, she went out looking for a fight with a coke machine.

by Anti-Texas March 23, 2010

Blyat Machine

A russian machine to mouth off other people.
Usually annoying as fuck, and will get destroyed in 3 seconds.

"That Blyat Machine sucks"

by Sleepy Hed February 26, 2021

Machine tapping

AlMachine tapping is an advanced technique used by slot machine professionals; where the player is repeatedly tapping the screen of the slot machine to increase their chances of scoring points.

Although this method has never been proven to increase luck. It is still seen as a sign of dedication within the professional gambling scene, most notably amongst the elder generation.

- Wow look at that man over there, he's got

insane machine tapping skills!

- Yeah I know, he must have been doing this for

years.

by Ameri Mohamed October 18, 2023

Ghost in the Machine

An unwitnessed fart left in an elevator for the next rider.

It was an awkward elevator ride from the 12th to 18th floor when the boss got on with me and the ghost in the machine.

by AbuEm July 10, 2023

Hop in the time machine

The act of having sex with your wife/girlfriend's younger, but similar looking sister.

Hey man your wife's sister looks just like her. Why don't you hop in the time machine and relive the glory of days past.

by sniper98g July 19, 2014

My Check Machine is Broken

When borrowed anal beads will stay inside someone anus and keep falling out.

She said I was welcome to use her anal beads, but my check machine is broken so it was a waste of time.

by All Bets Hedged January 15, 2021