barry_the_bantz_machine 

A pedo who should kill himself

barry_the_bantz_machine is a pedo

barry_the_bantz_machine by asddfefwf May 31, 2018

Hillbilly Washing Machine 

When performing oral sex, the provider(s) insert a tide pod into their mouth(s) recieving a sudzy surprise upon completion. The participants walk away feeling relieved and clean.

The other night I gave Dale, my second cousin, a Hillbilly Washing Machine. It was refreshing.
- Bernice

Hillbilly Washing Machine by HillbillyDale7 June 6, 2018

female drum machine

When you use drumsticks to hit a girls body part

Thomas: Yo I just got a female drum machine in my house. It sounds so awesome and satisfying
John: what do you mean
Thomas: so if I hit her boobs with my drumstick it will make a squishy sound if I hit her in the ass it will make a bass drum sound if hit her in the the stomach it will make a snare drum sound.
John: damn I wish I had one

female drum machine by Fireguy47 September 4, 2018

The dirty washing machine

When the girl curls up into a ball and the guy sticks his huge cock in the anus and the roll around on the floor like a washing machine

Me and granny did the dirty washing machine last night

The dirty washing machine by Hugecockthisbig👐 September 16, 2018

Nigerian Washing Machine

This is when, upon request, a woman asks you to take a hot poker...this can be in a situation when sitting by a nice fire or in a furnace room, it really doesn’t matter, and jamb it in her ass for at least 30 seconds and usually to climax.

Yo Phil! Can you believe this teenager asked me for a Nigerian Washing Machine?! I had no idea what it was but we were naked and she had just sucked me off. I kinda felt bad when she told me what it was, but she wanted it so...

Nigerian Washing Machine by Larry and Rex and Benny September 27, 2018

soggy time machine 

When you look at your girlfriend Whilst fucking her nan

Yeah man I totally had a soggy Time Machine last night

soggy time machine by Lal November 9, 2018

Dry washing machine 

When someone bums you and you put it the washing machine and suck it dry (your mouth)

I’m gonna use you as a dry washing machine tonight

Dry washing machine by Nwnowmqow w December 10, 2019