Jordan Cards

Jordan Cards are the horrific cards anyone can pull in any card games.

I got a full house what’d you get? Damn I got Jordan Cards

by anonymous November 25, 2023

Sr. Jordan

Random guy who teaches Spanish

Noboday:
Random Spanish Teacher: Sr. Jordan~ Me gusta mucho.

by hidsonWujdo February 26, 2019

Jordan

Jordan is such a cool name. Every person named Jordan is super attractive, rich, and smart. Every person they meet wants to be friends or significant other with them. It’s a privilege to be named Jordan.

Ugh Jordan is so cool!!!! So funny, popular, and awesome. I wish I was Jordan!!!!!”

by Shaniqua Jordan February 23, 2021

Jordan

Amazing husband with a unique personality that has such a perfect life ahead of him with his wife that he is not going to throw away because he promised he would stay

“Jordan is amazinggg”

by Ihopethisnameisnotused November 30, 2021

Jordan

A gay piece of shit who lies and is fat!!!

Damn that girl is such a Jordan

by OwlSniper September 13, 2017

Maminho Jordan

A more lowkey heteronymous of Fernando Pessoa, a great Portuguese poet.

Ex: O ano da morte de Maminho Jordan.

by greatpoets July 4, 2021

Jordan

A big fat snitch who thinks the world revolves around him

Hi Jordan shut up side character

by Khari hawkins December 7, 2023