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Jordan Cards

Jordan Cards are the horrific cards anyone can pull in any card games.
I got a full house what’d you get? Damn I got Jordan Cards
by anonymous November 25, 2023
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Sr. Jordan

Random guy who teaches Spanish
Noboday:
Random Spanish Teacher: Sr. Jordan~ Me gusta mucho.
by hidsonWujdo February 26, 2019
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Jordan

Jordan is such a cool name. Every person named Jordan is super attractive, rich, and smart. Every person they meet wants to be friends or significant other with them. It’s a privilege to be named Jordan.
Ugh Jordan is so cool!!!! So funny, popular, and awesome. I wish I was Jordan!!!!!”
by Shaniqua Jordan February 23, 2021
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Jordan

Amazing husband with a unique personality that has such a perfect life ahead of him with his wife that he is not going to throw away because he promised he would stay
“Jordan is amazinggg
by Ihopethisnameisnotused November 30, 2021
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Jordan

A gay piece of shit who lies and is fat!!!
by OwlSniper September 13, 2017
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Maminho Jordan

A more lowkey heteronymous of Fernando Pessoa, a great Portuguese poet.
Ex: O ano da morte de Maminho Jordan.
by greatpoets July 4, 2021
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Jordan

A big fat snitch who thinks the world revolves around him
by Khari hawkins December 7, 2023
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