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jizz line

This was a technique used by the German/Nazi army in WWI. In order to create a larger, stronger army for a future World War that the Germans had already known would happen, they would line many healthy and strong men in a line and order them to masterbate in an orderly fashion. Each man would have a partner placed across from him with a bucket in between the two of them. The two would take turns, and be forced to provide seman 16 times per pair. If the pair does not meet the requirement, they were severely punished. Most of these lines would take place in small warehouses with roughly 480 men, 240 pairs. After the collection of seman, the officers would ship it to fertilization facilities where a similar practice would happen with women but instead of producing, they are using the produced seman from their male peers.

This practice is often used today at college parties.
Jizz lines were an awful, inhumane, and oddly kinky practice used by the Germans many decades ago.
by benji07 August 3, 2022
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jizz stach

A jizz stach its when a men\shemale cums on somebody s upper lip making a semen moustache.
When I cum I'm gonna let make you a jizz stach, just keep blowing
by Peter Nails June 6, 2016
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jizz crotch

The foul, fisy odor resulting from a combination of jizz and sweat that forms around the crotch after poorly cleaning oneself following masturbation or unprotected sex.
Mike: Dude are you carrying tuna in your pocket?
Pete: No I just have mad jizz crotch.
by facepwn March 15, 2014
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Pfiz-jizz

I'm getting my first shot of pfiz-jizz on Friday.
by Radom May 11, 2021
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Jizz-Jam-Session

When you make music with your homies while jerking off
Person A: I feel like making some rad music but also like beating tf out of my meet

Person B: then let's get the boys together and do a Jizz-Jam-Session
by smol Karl, Coori May 29, 2018
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Jizz nasty

1. The act of getting a large amount of jizz all over something or someone.

2. Having a good time.

3. When something is amazing.
1. “Dude, did you get jizz nasty all over the tub?”

2. “Let’s get jizz nasty tonight!”

3. “Yo, this pasta is jizz nasty!”
by momluver69 October 17, 2021
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Jizz whacked

When something is so messed up; or something is so cool.
“Bro you fucked my girlfriend? that’s so jizz whacked

“Noooo way dude you got a ferrari? that’s so jizz whacked!!”
by wageth July 6, 2019
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