Jizz Bear

Can be used as a verb or noun to describe the action or outcome of depositing a large load of semen in an exceptionally hairy mons pubis after pulling out of a woman.

Verb - "I hooked up with this bird last night - she told me not to cum in her a bit late, so I had no option but to jizz bear. It was so dense cleanup was impossible"

Noun - "Her jizz bear was so mighty that two loads of cum totally disappeared without a trace"

by Scary McClary July 20, 2019

Jizzful January

This challenge is like destory dick December except u jerk off 5 days a week until Feburary.

Tony: Yo this new challenge Jizzful January got everyone going crazy.
Josh: I can taste colors now

by DarkAngel76 November 5, 2019

Jizz infection

I like to cum, but inside a woman makes her vagina smell like rat shit for some reason.

Clean your smelly jizz infection female!

by Golove November 6, 2019

Jizz infection

Something gurus deal with all the time if they are in any sort of tensioned and it makes them not interested in having another remainder until they fix their vagina infection after contaminated with semen.

Not another jizz infection. Not gonna sleep with another man forever!

by Golove November 6, 2019

Jizzing January

The whole month is devoted to jizzing everywhere. pretty much the opposite of no nut November.

Every single girl fails jizzing January.

by Basscrack November 13, 2019

Jizz

(Noun.) Secret ingredient of a big mac.

Larry: mmmmMMMMM this some good ass jizz inside this here sandwich.

by CoqMeatSandwich November 14, 2019

jizz thumper

a man in his mid fifties who likes to roll around in his own semen and yell random shit as loud as he can.

your dads a f****** jizz thumper!!!

by num nut December 5, 2019